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Meme Mode (v46)

by Lazybear

Beta 0.5.2.1
Welcome to the Internet, have a look around...

Max TP is 20, you start with 4 and gain 2 per turn. This is for more granular costs.
Draw is 2, min hand is 3, and max is 6
Max HP is 6
Websites are cards which both players pick one of at the start of the game. The effects are persistent and affect both players.

Numbs happen before most things- Summons happen before numbs as normal however.

FAQ:
Q: "Where is [X Meme/X genre of meme]?"
A: Likely planned but not yet implemented. See the spreadsheet via tinyurl.com/SpyCardsMemeMode
(or ask for the link) to see the plans and suggest stuff
Q: This is confusing!
A: I do admit there's a lot of complexity. I've attempted to put easier decks and the generic effects nearer to the top, though there is still a lot to consider.

Portrait base art is not my own, portraits are various images from the internet modified onto simple backrounds.

Latest Changes

Rev 9:
Meme Mode 0.5.2.1
The "I made too many real changes so now I have to make this an x.x.y.0 update"

Buffed a couple Creepypasta cards
Buffed Minions
Nerfed a specific Anime card in a way that hopefully softens a certain really cheesy strategy without making the card useless

Did backend changes such that cards which have an enhanced effect based on remaining TP now "consume" that TP for the purposes of other cards which have an effect based on remaining TP. However, for now Reaction cards which use the previous round's TP will continue to base their effect off of the previous round's Total Unspent TP, ignoring consumed TP.

A couple harder to use Wojak cards now use this system to be easier to use while looking harder to use.

Made All the Things cost 20
All the Things is less slow
All the Things should ignore less things
Changed some YTP cards to summon card Sus. They do not empower card Sus
Added portraits for a good amount of Boss cards
Websites have placeholder images for now
Cards which summon cards other than Irony and Fruit Tokens are no longer allowed to be Attackers
Added new cards to Rage
Rage Guy is now a 4 tp 2 atk card
Buffed Minions
Made Slap Chop have 1 Atk 1 Def

0.5.2.1 and .2:
Fixed Close Enough
Added Double Rainbow and Teh
Nerfed 1337
Deleted Delet This
Nerfed Furret

Capped Kilroy
Nerfed a healthbar from Clippy
Disabled a nonfunctional card
Changed Among Drip (I think its a buff)

Cards

Deck Editor

Rules1

Sudden Death Begins Round 50
Setup (Summon handler)
If Irony (3): If Doge in Deck: Exile From Deck (1): Card Doge On Success: Add To Deck (1): Card Ironic Doge and If Doge in Hand: Exile From Hand (1): Card Doge On Success: Add To Hand (1): Card Ironic Doge
Setup (50 rounds) (Summon Sudden Death)
Unless Draw engine: Summon 2 Draw token perm and Summon Draw engine and Summon 6 Draw token hand size
Summon Saturday
Setup (Summon token1)
Summon token0
Exile From Deck (1): Card Catfishing On Success: Add To Deck (1): Card Catfishing
If Exodia in Deck: Per Enemy in Deck: Add To Deck (1): Target Card and Add To Deck (1): Card Left Arm of Exodia and Add To Deck (1): Card Right Arm of Exodia and Add To Deck (1): Card Left Leg of Exodia and Add To Deck (1): Card Right Leg of Exodia
If Slenderman in Deck: Summon Page Adder and Exile From Deck (1): Card Slenderman On Success: Add To Deck (1): Card slenderman token 0

Null

Sudden Death666

Passive
Multiply Healing by 0
On Tie: Take 1 Damage
Woe, Plague be upon ye.

Null

Ironyx1

Passive Caps at 5
Release me from this card-borne prison
Passive (max. 5 times)

Null

Dril10

Empower +3 (Shitpost)
On Lose: Setup (Turns into Corn Cob)

Shitposter
Shitpost

Corn Cob

DEF: 2
Summon setup trigger token

Lord Helix4

Prevent Numb Pokemon (1)
If Missingno: Summon Missingno
If _Misigno (1): Summon a random _Misigno card

Game
Pokemon

Youngster Joey14

Summon Top Percentage Ratatta

Game
Pokemon

Top Percentage Ratatta1

Game
Pokemon
Summon

Annoying Orange18

ATK: 2
Numbs up to 3 of each Fruit Token, +1 ATK per Token Numbed
If any (1): True Numb Own Card Berry Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
If any (1): True Numb Own Card Banana Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
If any (1): True Numb Own Card Citrus Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
If any (1): True Numb Own Card Legume Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
Summon invisible fruitmobile
If berry token token: Lifesteal (1)
If banana token token: Setup (TP+6)
If citrus token token: Setup (Empower +1 (Fruit))
If legume token token: On Win: Damage Opponent 1

Fruit

Berry Tokenx1

Passive
If Highest Quantity Fruit: Annoying Orange gains Lifesteal (1)
If Annoying Orange: Summon berry token token

Fruit Token

Banana Tokenx1

Passive
If Highest Quantity Fruit: Annoying Orange gains Setup (TP+6)
If Annoying Orange: Summon banana token token

Fruit Token

Citrus Tokenx1

Passive
If Highest Quantity Fruit: Annoying Orange gains Setup (Empower +1 (Fruit))
If Annoying Orange: Summon citrus token token

Fruit Token

Legume Tokenx1

Passive
If Highest Quantity Fruit: Annoying Orange gains On Win: Damage Opponent 1
If Annoying Orange: Summon legume token token

Fruit Token

Xzibit Yo Dawg9

We heard you like Snowclones, so we added Per Snowclone: summon random Snowclone Enemy
Per Snowclone: Summon a random Snowclone/NOT _general ignore Enemy card

Snowclone

Surprise Motherfucker7

Becomes an Effect on turn 0 Empower +2 (Snowclone)

Snowclone
Western

Surprise Motherfucker7

Prevent Numb Self (1)
Empower +2 (Snowclone)
Prevent Numb Card Surprise Motherfucker (1)

Snowclone
Western

Cool S3

Resummon all other Pattern played this turn next turn
Summoned Passives do not persist
Unless Among Us: Per Pattern/NOT _SException/NOT _passive Non-Token: Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
Unless Among Us: If Kilroy: Setup (Summon Kilroy)
If Among Us: Per NOT _passive/NOT _SException Non-Token: Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
If Among Us (2): Per NOT _passive/NOT _SException Non-Token: Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Pattern

Loss2

Empower +1 (Pattern)
Setup (Lose Round + Exile Played Cards + Lose this effect)
Setup (ATK+∞ for opponent)
Setup (On Lose: Exile From Field (8): any)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Loss)

Exploitable
Shitpost
Pattern

Airhorn9

Empower +4 (Montage)
Empowers less the more its used
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Airhorn)

Montage

Airhorn9

Empower +1 (Montage)
Exile Self
Minimum Value

Montage

Courage Wolf10

Per Summon: True Numb Own Summon (1); On Success: Play (1): Advice
Per Summon: True Numb Own Summon (1) On Success: Play From Hand (1): Advice On Failure: Play From Deck (1): Advice

Advice
Animal

Philosoraptor6

Empower +1 (Summon)
Summon Bottom Text

Advice
Animal

Meme Man12

Discard your Hand ATK+2 per Card Discarded On Discard: Summon a random Surreal Enemy
Discard 10 Cards If Discard: ATK+2
On Discard: Summon a random Surreal Enemy card

Surreal

Grumpy Cat5

Consume All Remaining TP Per 3 Consumed TP: ATK+2
Per 3 currenttptoken: ATK+2
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)

Big Floppa9

ATK: 4
On Play: Modify TP Cost (-1): Cat
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Doge8

Empower +2 (Dog)
Lifesteal (1)
If Irony (3): Replace with Ironic Doge
Summon dogetoken

Ironic Doge8

Empower +2 (Dog)
On Win: Damage Opponent 1
Unless Irony (3): Replace with Doge
Summon dogetoken

Sanic4

Start Game In Hand
Draw 2 Sonic Cards If Sonic (3): ATK+2
If Sonic (3): ATK+2
Summon 2 Draw token temp sanic

Sonic
Shitpost

Pepe5

Current Day also counts as Next Day
If Sunday: Summon Monday and True Numb Own Card Monday (1)
If Monday: Summon Tuesday and True Numb Own Card Tuesday (1)
If Tuesday: Summon Wednesday and True Numb Own Card Wednesday (1)
If Wednesday: Summon Thursday and True Numb Own Card Thursday (1)
If Thursday: Summon Friday and True Numb Own Card Friday (1)
If Friday: Summon Saturday and True Numb Own Card Saturday (1)
If Saturday: Summon Sunday and True Numb Own Card Sunday (1)

Frog

Untitled Goose10

Empower +1 (Bird)
Steal Enemy (1)

Brand
Game
Bird

13378

Setup ATK+2 for a number of turns equal to the number of Slang cards
Per Slang: Setup (Summon 1337token)

Slang

1337tokenx1

Lose 1 per round
ATK: 2 (only once)
Technically a setup effect
If I Accidentally: Summon 1337token token

Null

I Accidentally10

Lifesteal (1)
I Accidentally all active setup effects to happen on this turn
Advance NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
Advance Opponent's NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds

Slang

Shots Fired14

ATK+2 per Setup Effect that triggers this turn
If 1337token: ATK+2
If 1337token token: Per 1337token: ATK+2
Per setup trigger token: ATK+2

Slang
Warfare

Billy Mays6

HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO SUMMON A COPY OF ALL BRAND CARDS THIS TURN ONLY!
Per Brand/NOT _passive: Summon a random Target Card card

Clippy7

Empower and Fortify +1 (Brand) If ATK>=DEF: Lifesteal (1) If ATK<=DEF:Draw 1
Empower +1 (Brand)
Fortify +1 (Brand)
Unless DEF minus ATK (1): Multiply Healing by 2
Unless ATK minus DEF (1): Summon Draw token temp

Brand

Trollface7

ATK: 4
On Lose: Replace with The Trollge
On Lose: Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card The Trollge)

Rage
Troll

The Trollge7

ATK: 4
On Win: Damage Opponent 1 On Win: Replace with Trollface
On Win: Damage Opponent 1
On Win: Exile Self On Success: Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Trollface)

Rage
Creepypasta
Troll

Slenderman8

T0: Exile Self T5: Add 6 Page to Opponent's Deck
Returns + Upgrades with Pages Played

Creepypasta
Game

Pagex1

Costs 0 TP
Exile Self
Upgrade Opponent's Slenderman
Summon pagetoken

Summon

Slenderman8

Empower +1 (Creepypasta)
1 Page

Creepypasta
Game

Slenderman8

Empower +2 (Creepypasta)
3 Pages

Creepypasta
Game

Slenderman8

Empower +3 (Creepypasta)
5 Pages

Creepypasta
Game

Slenderman8

Empower +3 (Creepypasta)
On Win: Damage Opponent 1
6 Pages

Creepypasta
Game

Weegee4

Exile and Replace all Non-Passive Cards on the field with Weegee (Attacker)
Exile From Field (20): NOT _passive Non-Token On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Weegee)
Exile From Opponent's Field (20): NOT _passive Non-Token On Success: Setup (Add To Opponent's Deck (1): Card Weegee)

Game
YTP
Creepypasta

Weegee5

Game
YTP
Creepypasta

Sans10

Set Max HP to 1 Per HP Lost: Summon 2 Dodge Exile Self
If HP (1*): Except First Time: Summon 2 Dodge
If HP (1*): Except First Time: Take 1 Damage (ignoring modifiers)
Set Own Max HP to 1
Exile Self

Game

Dodgex1

Passive Prevent Normal Loss Damage On Lose: Lose 1
Unless Lose: Passive
On Lose: Lose 1 per round
On Lose: Heal 1 (only once)

Null

Will You Push The Button?12

You Become Immortal BUT a Snail chases you, if it touches you, you die.
Exile Self
Summon Immortality
Summon 24 Snail Timer
Summon Immortal Snail

Immortality42

Passive HP Cannot Drop Below 1 Fails if Snail or Win Condition procs
Passive
Unless HP (2): Multiply Damage Effects by 0
VS With no survivors!: Unless HP (5): Multiply Damage Effects by 0
Unless HP (1): Heal 1 (ignoring modifiers)
Unless HP (1): Heal 1 (ignoring modifiers)

Null

Snail Timerx1

Passive Lose 1 on Win Lose 2 on Tie Lose 3 on Lose
On Win: Lose 1 per round
On Tie: Lose 2 per round
On Lose: Lose 3 per round

Null

Immortal Snail666

Kills you when Snail Timer hits 0 Bypasses Immortality
Passive
Unless Snail Timer: Take ∞ Damage (ignoring modifiers)
Unless Snail Timer: True Numb Own Card Immortality (1)

Null

Bobux12

Exile Self
Passive Randomize Both Players' TP (Min 4, Max 20)
Unless VS _bobux (1): Unless _bobux (1): Summon a random _bobux card
Setup (Summon Bobux)
Set Max TP to 0 For Both Players

Shitpost

Starter Packs14

Summon a random Mini-Boss card Summon 2 random relevant Enemy cards
Unless Wednesday: Summon a random _pack/NOT _goog/NOT _wednesdey Token card
If Wednesday: Summon a random _pack/NOT _goog Token card

Exploitable

Do a Barrel Roll12

ATK: 2
Numb Enemy (2)
Setup (Summon 2 numbtoken)

Game
Exploitable

Ayy Lmao4

ATK: 2
Trade card in your hand with one card in your opponent's hand
VS Non-Token (1) in Hand: If Non-Token (1) in Hand: Exile From Hand (1): Non-Token On Success: Add To Opponent's Hand (1): Target Card and Exile From Opponent's Hand (1): Non-Token On Success: Add To Hand (1): Target Card

Slang
Shitpost

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss14

Summon Gaslight
Setup (Summon Gatekeep)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon Girlboss)

Slang
Shitpost

Gaslight

Coin (3): ATK-2 for opponent

Slang
Summon

Gatekeep

Coin (6): DEF+1
Summon setup trigger token

Slang
Summon

Girlboss

Coin (2): ATK+2 or ATK+1
Summon setup trigger token

Slang
Summon

Awesome/Epic Face6

ATK: 3
Vs Each Non-Token Non-Website: Setup (TP+2)
VS each NOT Website Non-Token: Setup (TP+2)

Emote
Reaction

Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud6

Draw 3 Cards (ignoring limit) Setup (TP-2) per card drawn beyond 6
Summon 3 Draw token extra
If NOT _hand exception (9) in Hand: Setup (TP-2)
If NOT _hand exception (8) in Hand: Setup (TP-2)
If NOT _hand exception (7) in Hand: Setup (TP-2)

Game
Shitpost

Strange, Isn't It?0

Turn 0: Replace Entire Deck (Except Website) with Opponent's Deck

Sonic
Anime

X All The Things20

Both Players Play Every Card Prevent Healing/ Extra Damage ALL Setups Happen Immediately
Advance NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
Advance Opponent's NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
Advance NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
Advance Opponent's NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
Summon thingstoken

Snowclone
Exploitable

Evergiven20

Exploitable

Shaggy24

Anime
Western

Christopher Robin20

ATK: 9
Pierce (∞)

Game
Western

TheLegend2727

ATK: 27
DEF: 27
Pierce (27)
Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+7)

Brand
Game
Warfare

What Did It Cost?19

Everything.
ATK: ∞
Setup (TP-5)
Discard your hand Numb own Passives Delete Setup Effects
Discard 10 Cards
Destroy 10 Rounds of NOT Null Setup Effects
True Numb Own _passive/NOT _CE (∞)

Snowclone

Perfectly Balanced16

Exile half of Own Deck Exile half of Opponent's Deck
As all things should be
Per 2 any in Deck: Exile From Deck (1): any
Per 2 any in Hand: Exile From Hand (1): any
VS every 2 any in Deck: Exile From Opponent's Deck (1): any
VS every 2 any in Hand: Exile From Opponent's Hand (1): any
Exile Self

Exploitable

Baneposting7

Adds a Banepost Line to your Hand Play it to add the next Line Cards get stronger in later Lines
On Play: Exile Self
Summon Baneposting Active
Summon To Hand (1): Card No one cared who I was

Copypasta
Banepost

Baneposting Active7

Each Banepost Line adds the next. Failure to play one removes it from hand.
If Banepost (1): Setup (Summon Baneposting Active)
Unless Banepost (1): Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Baneposting
Unless Banepost (1): Exile From Hand (1): Banepost

Null

You are Already Dead14

Passive, Exile Self On Win: Setup (3 turns) (Damage Opponent 1) Only one can be queued at a time
Exile Self
Passive
On Win: Unless omaewa token: Summon 4 omaewa token

Anime

Wombo Combo4

Exile Self
Win this Round and the next 2 Rounds: Win the Game
On Win: Summon Wombotoken
Setup (On Win: Summon Wombotoken)
Setup (2 rounds) (On Win: Summon Wombotoken)
Setup (3 rounds) (Numb Card Wombotoken (∞))

Game
Montage

Exodia4

T0: Double Cards in Deck, Add Exodia Limbs to Deck If Exodia + all 4 Limbs: Win Game
If Left Arm of Exodia and Right Arm of Exodia and Left Leg of Exodia and Right Leg of Exodia: ATK+∞ and Damage Opponent ∞ (ignoring modifiers)

Left Arm of Exodia4

Right Arm of Exodia4

Left Leg of Exodia4

Right Leg of Exodia4

Ligma20

Vs Non-Website Boss (1): Initiate Ligma Endgame
VS NOT Website Boss (1): Summon Ligmatoken

Ligma
Slang

Ligma Endgame20

It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma
Passive
VS Ligma Endgame: Coin (1): ATK+2 or ATK-1
VS Ligma Endgame: Coin (1): ATK+3 or ATK-1

Ligma
Slang

Who's Steve Jobs?20

Play Vs Founder of Microsoft or an empty field to Win
VS Founder of Microsoft: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)

Ligma
Null

Ligma Balls20

Play Vs Who's Steve Jobs? or an empty field to Win
VS Who's Steve Jobs?: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)

Ligma
Null

What's Ligma?20

Play Vs Ligma Balls or an empty field to Win
VS Ligma Balls: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)

Ligma
Null

Founder of Microsoft20

Play Vs What's Ligma? or an empty field to Win
VS What's Ligma?: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)

Ligma
Null

DeviantArt0

Passive
Unless HP (2): Late ATK+1
Chaotic Good
If HP (1): ATK+1

Website

Discord0

Passive
If Remaining TP (7): Numb Enemy (1)
Chaotic Neutral
If currenttptoken (7): Numb Enemy (1)

Website

Facebook0

Passive
Coin (3): Empower +1 (Card Minion)
Lawful Evil

Website

Google0

Passive
Draws a card of a Tribe played, replacing a natural draw
Neutral Evil
Summon Draw token goog

Website

IFunny0

Passive
Start of Turn: Unless Irony (1): Summon Irony
Chaotic Neutral
Unless Irony: Summon Irony

Website

Instagram0

Passive
Setup (TP+1)
Chaotic Neutral?

Website

Newgrounds0

Passive
ATK: 2
Stats happen Late
Neutral Good

Website

Patreon0

Passive
If Remaining TP (5): Draw 1 Card
Lawful Good?
If currenttptoken (5): Summon Draw token temp

Website

Reddit0

Passive
ATK+1 Late per duplicate Non-Summon card (max 9 copies/card)
Chaotic Neutral
Per NOT Null/NOT Summon Non-Token: If Target Card (2): Unless Target Card (3): Summon redtoken2 and If Target Card (3): Unless Target Card (4): Summon redtoken3 and If Target Card (4): Unless Target Card (5): Summon redtoken4 and If Target Card (5): Unless Target Card (6): Summon redtoken5 and If Target Card (6): Unless Target Card (7): Summon redtoken6 and If Target Card (7): Unless Target Card (8): Summon redtoken7 and If Target Card (8): Unless Target Card (9): Summon redtoken8 and If Target Card (9): Unless Target Card (10): Summon redtoken9

Website

Tiktok

Passive
todo: music
Neutral Evil

Website

Tumblr0

Passive
Coin (1): Steal Mini-Boss (1)
Coin (1): Steal Enemy (1)
Chaotic Neutral

Website

Twitter0

Passive
Setup (5 Rounds) (Empower +2 (Horny) And Numb Horny (∞))
Chaotic Neutral
Setup (5 rounds) (Summon Twittoken)
If Corn Cob: Summon Corn Cob

Website

Vine0

Passive
Gain ATK Late with fewer cards Played. 0 ATK if 0 cards.
Neutral Evil
If NOT _passive Non-Token (1): Unless NOT _passive Non-Token (2): ATK+3
If NOT _passive Non-Token (2): Unless NOT _passive Non-Token (3): ATK+2
If NOT _passive Non-Token (3): Unless NOT _passive Non-Token (4): ATK+1

Website

Wikipedia0

Passive
Increase Max Hand Size by 1
Neutral Good
Summon Draw token hand size temp

Website

YTMND0

Passive
Summon a random Enemy card
True Neutral
Unless token0: Summon a random NOT _susie/NOT _general ignore Enemy card

Website

Youtube0

Passive
Empower four different random tribes +1
Lawful Neutral
Summon 4 random _ytempower cards

Website

Zombo.com0

Passive
You can do anything at Zombocom
???
Summon a random _ZC Boss card

Website

4Chan0

Passive
Creates Chaos
Chaotic Evil
Summon 4Chantoken
Coin (1): Coin (1): Summon a random NOT _nochan Boss card or Summon a random NOT _passive/NOT _nochan Boss card

Website

Mordecai6

ATK: 3
If Twilight Sparkle: ATK+2

Western
Bird

Twilight Sparkle3

DEF: 2
If Mordecai: Heal 1

Animal
Western

Spurdo6

ATK: 3
If Gondola: Ebin :DD :D:D::D
(Summoned to hand)
If Gondola: Summon To Hand (1): Card Ebin

Animal
Shitpost

Ebin1

Lifesteal (1)

Shitpost
Slang
Summon

Gondola5

ATK: 1
DEF: 2
If Spurdo: Fug :D:DD :D:D
(Summoned to hand)
If Spurdo: Summon To Hand (1): Card Fug

Animal
Shitpost

Fug1

On Win: Damage Opponent 1

Shitpost
Slang
Summon

Derp4

ATK: 2
If Herp: ATK+2

Rage
Slang

Herp5

DEF: 3
If Derp: Summon 2 random Rage Enemy cards

Slang

Git Gud7

ATK: 3
Pierce (2)
If Scrub: Empower +1 (Non-Summon Enemy or Mini-Boss)
If Scrub: Empower +1 (NOT Summon Attacker or Effect or Mini-Boss)

Slang

Scrub6

ATK: 1
Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent)
If Git Gud: Numb (1)
If Git Gud: Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Montage
Slang

Missingno6

ATK: 4
Highly Unstable
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): _Misigno)

Pokemon
Game
Bird

Magikarp2

Pokemon
Game
Summon

Tentaquil6

ATK: 2
If ATK (7): Heal 1
If Lord Helix: ATK+2

Pokemon
Shitpost

Furret Walk5

DEF: 1
Exile Self
Setup (2 or 3 turns) (Resummon) On Numb: Unexile If Lord Helix: Unexile
Coin (1): Setup (2 rounds) (Summon Furret Walk) or Setup (3 rounds) (Summon Furret Walk)
On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Furret Walk
If Lord Helix: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Furret Walk

Pokemon
Game

Advice Prof. Oak6

Empower +1 (Pokemon)
Empower +1 (Advice)
If Lord Helix: Summon 2 Magikarp

Advice
Pokemon

Brock Obama4

Draw 1 Obama Enemy Draw 1 Pokemon Miniboss If Lord Helix: Setup (Draw 1 Boss Card)
Summon Draw token temp brock
Summon Draw token temp obama
If Lord Helix: Setup (Summon Draw token temp boss)

Pokemon
Obama

Who's That Pokemon?6

Summon a random Pokemon card If Lord Helix: Summon another
Summoned Furret resummons once
Summon a random Pokemon/NOT _nokemon card
If Lord Helix: Summon a random Pokemon/NOT _nokemon card (only once)

Pokemon
Anime

Dolan13

Shitpost
Bird

Shrek13

Brand

Matt13

ATK: 6
Pierce (6)

Game

Doobie Ralsei6

ATK: 2
If Weed (3): Heal 1 (only once)

Game
Shitpost
Weed

Bröther may I have Oats4

DEF: 2
If Lööps Cat and Moth Lamp: Heal 1

Animal
Copypasta

Astronaut Sloth6

ATK: 1
Empower +1 (Animal)
Unless HP (2): Empower +1 (Animal)

Animal

Navy Seal Copypasta6

If Lost Previous Round: Empower +2 (Copypasta)
What the fuck did you just say about me?
If lostprevround: Empower +2 (Copypasta)

Warfare
Copypasta

Bee Movie Script0

Per Animal: Max. 5 Times: Summon To Hand (1): Card Bee
According to all known laws of aviation...

Copypasta
Western

Bee2

ATK: 1
Pierce (1)
Not able to fly Does not count for Hand Limit

Bug
Animal
Summon

ROFLCopter6

Per Copypasta: ATK+1
Per Warfare: Setup (ATK+1)
Per Warfare: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Warfare
Copypasta
Emote

Parry This you Filthy Casual8

ATK: 2
Pierce (∞)

Warfare
Reaction

Zerg Rush14

Coin (8): Summon Zergling
Coin (1): Summon Zerg Rush

Game
Warfare

Zergling2

Summon

Robbie Rotten9

Summon Timed Cannon
Summon Net Trap
We are Number One!

Timed Cannonx1

Setup (4 rounds) (ATK+3)
Setup (4 rounds) (Numb Own Card Robbie Rotten (1) On Success: ATK+5)

Warfare
Summon

Net Trapx1

Enfeeble -1 (Non-Passive Non-Token) (opponent)
Enfeeble -1 (NOT _passive Non-Token) (opponent)

Warfare
Summon

Trebuchet16

Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+9)
Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Warfare

LOLWUT6

ATK: 1
Empower +1 (Fruit)
On Discard: Empower +1 (Surreal)

Fruit
Surreal
Slang

Herobrine4

Empower +1 (Game)
If Creepypasta (4): Setup (Modify Opponent's Card Costs +2)
If Creepypasta (4): Setup (Modify TP Cost (+2): Non-Token as opponent) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Game
Creepypasta

Ghost in the Stream666

Herobrine Token Doesn't count for hand limit
In Hand: Modify TP Cost (+2): any
In Hand: Exile From Hand (1): Card Ghost in the Stream
Exile Self

Null

More Dakka8

Per Game Attacker: Summon 2 Ork
If Ork (6): ATK+2

Game

Ork2

ATK: 1
WAAAAAAAGH

Summon

Instructions Unclear8

Instructions unclear; randomly changed a gamerule
Coin (1): Coin (1): Coin (1): Add 1 To Max HP For Both Players or Subtract 1 From Max HP For Both Players or Coin (1): Add 2 To Max TP For Both Players or Subtract 2 From Max TP For Both Players or Coin (1): Coin (1): Summon Draw token perm and Summon Draw token perm as opponent or True Numb Card Draw token perm (1) and True Numb Own Card Draw token perm (1) or Coin (1): Summon Draw token hand size and Summon Draw token hand size as opponent or True Numb Card Draw token hand size (1) and True Numb Own Card Draw token hand size (1)

Snowclone
Copypasta

Stonks9

Summon Stonk
Per Stonk: ATK+1
Ignores Numbed
On Discard: Summon 2 Stonk

Surreal
Slang

Stonkx1

Passive Per Stonk: 4%: Gain a Stonk 2%: Lose a Stonk 94%: Nothing
Summon Stonktoken
Passive

Null

Socially Awkward Penguin10

DEF: 6
Coin (1): Numb Self, Summon and Replace With Socially Awesome Penguin
Coin (1): Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Socially Awesome Penguin) and True Numb Own Card Socially Awkward Penguin (1) and Summon Socially Awesome Penguin

Advice
Bird

Socially Awesome Penguin10

ATK: 6
Coin (1): Numb Self, Summon and Replace With Socially Awesome Penguin
Coin (1): Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Socially Awkward Penguin) and True Numb Own Card Socially Awesome Penguin (1) and Summon Socially Awkward Penguin

Advice
Bird

Chonk0

Fortify +1 (Cat)
On Play: Modify TP Cost (+1): Cat

Slang

LOLcats2

Per Other Cat: Setup (TP+3)
Per Cat: Except First Time: Setup (TP+3)
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
Per Cat: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Exploitable
Cat
Slang

Pusheen7

ATK: 3
Pierce (2)
Randomize Cost Each Turn
Not Played: Exile From Hand (1): Card Pusheen On Success: Add To Hand (1): _pshen
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): _pshen)
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Advice Dog6

Empower +1 (Advice)
Empower +1 (Dog)
Reduce Irony by 1
If any (1): Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)

Advice
Dog

Numb Enemy (1) On Success: Summon Irony
Expend Irony (2): Empower +1 (DeepFried)
If Irony (2): Empower +1 (DeepFried) and Numb Own Card Irony (2)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

DeepFried

Wojak5

Empower +1 (Wojak)
Multiply Damage Effects by 0

Wojak

Shroomjak1

Take 1 Damage
Damage Opponent 1
Exile Self

Wojak

Pareidolia6

Per Pattern: Coin (1): Setup (Coin (1): Summon :) or Summon :( ) or Setup (2 Turns) (Coin (1): Summon :) or Summon :( )
Summon paretoekn

Pattern

:)0

ATK: 1
Summon setup trigger token

Pattern
Emote
Summon

:(0

DEF: 1
Summon setup trigger token

Pattern
Emote
Summon

Among Us4

Makes every Non-Pattern card played this turn count as Pattern
Per NOT Pattern/NOT Website Non-Token: Summon Amongtoken

Game
Pattern
Brand

Kilroy6

Kilroy is always here If Warfare (1): ATK+1 (max. 3 times)
Summon kilroytoken
Passive

Pattern

Seto Kaiba18

Play three Attackers from your Hand
"Did you just play three monsters in one turn?"
Play From Hand (3): Attacker

Anime

Za Warudo8

ATK: 1
Numb Boss or Miniboss (1) On Success: ATK+2
Numb _normboss (1) On Success: ATK+2 On Failure: Numb Mini-Boss (1) On Success: ATK+2 On Failure: Numb Card Chuck Testa (1) On Success: ATK+2

Anime

Goku Drip6

Empower +1 (Anime)
VS Non-Passive Non-Token (4) OR VS Boss or Miniboss (1): Empower +1 (Anime)
VS NOT _passive Mini-Boss or Boss (1): Empower +1 (Anime)
Unless VS NOT _passive Mini-Boss or Boss (1): VS NOT _passive Non-Token (4): Empower +1 (Anime)

Anime

I see you're a man of culture0

VS Mini-Boss or Boss (1): Setup (TP+6 and TP+3 for Opponent)
VS NOT Website Mini-Boss or Boss (1): Setup (TP+6) and Setup (TP+3 as opponent)

Anime
Reaction

Wednesday Frog8

If it's Wednesday: ATK+7
If Wednesday: ATK+7

Frog
Exploitable
Shitpost

Crazy Frog4

ATK: 1
Skip Next Day
(Max 3 times/round)
Summon skiptoken as opponent

Frog
Brand

POGGERS6

Unity (1, Frog)
Weekends: Per Frog: Draw 1 Card Weekdays: Per Frog: Setup (TP+1)
If _Weekend (1): Per Frog: Summon Draw token temp
If _Weekday (1): Per Frog: Setup (TP+1)

Frog
Emote

Deal With It6

On Lose: Heal 1 and Discard 1 Card
If Reaction (3): VS each 6 ATK in Previous Round: Heal 1 (Max. 3)
If Reaction (3): VS every 6 attacktoken: Max. 3 Times: Heal 1

Reaction

Air Pods6

Passive
Exile Self
Setup (TP+2)
On Lose: Take 1 Damage
If Among Us and Cool S: Setup (Summon Air Pods)
If Billy Mays: Setup (Summon Air Pods)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Exploitable
Brand

Chuck Testa5

Becomes a Boss Card on Turn 0
ATK: 3

Brand

Chuck Testa5

ATK: 3
Expecting a Boss? Nope, Chuck Testa

Brand

Then Perish2

Numb Card UwU (1)
If Lost Previous Round: On Win: Damage Opponent 1
If lostprevround: On Win: Damage Opponent 1

Obama
Exploitable
Slang

No U4

If Lost Previous Round: Damage Opponent 1 and Exile Self
If lostprevround: Damage Opponent 1 and Exile Self

Slang
Reaction

BRB4

Multiply Damage Effects by 0
On Lose: Heal 1 and Setup (Take 1 Damage)
On Lose: Heal 1 and Setup (Take 1 Damage (ignoring modifiers))
On Lose: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Overkill5

If ATK (8): Per 4 Extra ATK: On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (Max. 3 Times)
Treats Infinity as 0
If ATK (4*): Except First 2 Times: Max. 3 Times: Damage Opponent 1

Slang

rekt5

Setup (2 rounds) (On Win: Damage Opponent 1)

Slang
Montage

Ok Boomer5

ATK: 1
Setup (ATK+2)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Bump6

Resummon a Slang Enemy that was played last turn
may be invisible
Return From Exile To Own Hand (1): Slang Enemy On Success: Play From Hand (1): Target Card On Success: Exile From Field (1): Target Card

Slang

Spam6

Summon a copy of a Slang Enemy played this turn
If Slang Enemy (1): Summon a random Target Card card

Slang

Repost6

Resummon a Slang Enemy played this turn on next turn
If Slang Enemy (1): Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
If Slang Enemy (1): Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Salt Bae7

ATK: 1
Coin (2): Summon Salty

Rule 346

Makes every Non-Horny card played by Both Players count as Horny
Summon 34tokentoken

Horny

Catfishing3

Becomes an Effect on turn 0 DEF: 1 Prevent Numb Any (2)

Horny
Slang

Catfishing3

DEF: 1
Prevent Numb any (2)

Horny
Slang

Shadowlurker8

ATK: 1
Summon To Opponent's Hand (2): Card Shadow

Advice
Creepypasta

Shadow3

Not Played: ATK+1 for opponent
On Play: Exile Self

Creepypasta
Summon

Derpina6

If Rage (2): ATK+1
If Rage (3): ATK+2
If Rage (4): ATK+3
If Troll: ATK+4
If Troll (1): ATK+4

Rage

Forever Alone15

Numb Non-Token (3) Numb Own Non-Token (∞)
Numb NOT Website Non-Token (3)
Numb Own NOT Website Non-Token (20)
Prevent Numb Card Forever Alone (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Rage
Advice

Close Enough6

Passive and Self-Exile Until Triggered or Numbed On Tie: Win Round
Exile Self
Unless win engine: Unless VS win engine: Summon win engine
Unless tie: Passive
If tie: ATK+∞ and On Tie: Damage Opponent 1 (ignoring modifiers) and Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Close Enough)
On Numb: Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Close Enough)

Rage

Trollface Incidents0

If Oil (3): True Numb Own Oil (3) and Draw 1 Boss Card
If Oil (3): True Numb Own Card Oil (3) and Summon Draw token temp boss

Rage
Creepypasta

Morshu6

Empower +2 (Sus) If YTP (3): Draw 2 Sus
If YTP (3): Summon 2 Draw token temp sus
Empower +2 (Card Sus)

YTP
Game

Mama Luigi4

Fortify +1 (YTP)
Summon Baby Yoshi

YTP
Western

Baby Yoshi

YTP
Summon

WTF Boom4

Empower +1 (YTP)
On Win: Damage Both Players 1
On Win: Damage Opponent 1 and Take 1 Damage

Alignment Chart7

Every Website has an Alignment
Activate effects based on present Alignments
If _LG (1): Setup (TP+4) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
If _LN (1): Summon Every Tribe Token
If _LE (1): Summon 2 Minion
If _NG (1): Summon Draw token temp
If _TN (1): Empower +1 (Effect)
If _NE (1): Per 2 any in Hand: ATK+1
If _CG (1): Empower +1 (Animal)
If _CN (1): Prevent Numb any (2)
If _CE (1): Set Own Max HP to 6 and Unless Draw token perm (2): Summon Draw token perm and Set Own Max TP to 20 and Unless Draw token hand size (6): Summon Draw token hand size and Set Own Min TP to 4

Exploitable

Demotivational8

Fortify +2 (Non-Summon Non-Passive Non-Website Non-Token)
Fortify +2 (NOT Summon/NOT _passive/NOT Website Non-Token)

Me And The Boys4

Passive and Exile until activated If 4 Non-Summon Cards of Equal Cost: ATK+4 Doesn't include itself
On Play: Exile (1): Card Me And The Boys
Unless Boystoken: Passive
If 1 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 2 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 3 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 4 TP NOT _bois/NOT Summon (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 5 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 6 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 7 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 8 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 9 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
If 10 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
On Numb: Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Me And The Boys)

Exploitable
Snowclone

Uno Reverse8

Steal Attacker (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Warfare
Brand

All Your Base Are Belong to Us8

Steal Effect (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Game
Copypasta

Hypnotoad6

Steal Mini-Boss (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Western
Frog

TL;DR8

Numb Both Fields down to one Played card (other than this one)
Per NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token: Numb Own NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token (1) (except the first time)
VS each NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token: Numb NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token (1) (except the first time)

Slang

Circlejerk13

Play (2): Enemy
Play (2): NOT _general ignore Enemy

Slang

Flex Tape5

Unless HP (2): Heal 2 and Exile Self
Saw Card Evergiven In Half
Exile Opponent (1): Card Evergiven On Success: Add To Opponent's Deck (2): Card Half-Boat On Failure: Exile (1): Card Evergiven On Success: Add To Deck (2): Card Half-Boat

Copypasta
Snowclone
Brand

Half-Boat10

Exploitable

Australia8

ATK: 7
Player with lowest ATK wins this round
Everything's Upsidedown!
Unless win engine: Unless VS win engine: Summon win engine
If lose: ATK+∞
If win: ATK+∞ for opponent

???
Exploitable

Shia LeBoeuf Do It8

ATK: 3
Unless HP (3): ATK+3

Gnomed9

DEF: 4
Vs Non-Passive Boss: Heal 2
VS NOT _passive Boss (1): Heal 2

Shitpost

Double Rainbow4

DEF: 1
On Win: Permanently Replace this card with your Boss Card
On Win: Summon rainbowtoken

Like a Boss7

Turns into a random Boss card
Some exceptions apply
Turns into a random NOT _nochan/NOT Website/NOT Ligma/_normboss/NOT _general ignore Boss card

Rage

Succ2

Lifesteal (1)
On Discard: DEF+2

Surreal
Horny
Slang

Ayaya2

On Win: Setup (TP+4)
On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Anime
Emote

Edgy3

On Tie: Damage Opponent 1 (only once)

Slang

Insanity Wolf3

On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (only once)

Animal
Advice

Yeet2

Setup (ATK+1)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Nope.avi1

Prevent Numb Any (1)
Prevent Numb Non-Token (1)

Game
Reaction

Objection4

Numb (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Game
Reaction

Understandable Have Nice Day4

Numb Effect (1)
Summon Irony
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

DeepFried

30-Y.O. Boomer5

DEF: 1
Numb Effect (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Wojak

X (Doubt)6

Numb Mini-Boss (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Reaction

Pot of Greed8

I don't know what this does
Summon 2 Draw token temp

Anime

h (Letter)2

Shitpost

Dat Boi4

Frog
Shitpost

Fefe5

ATK: 2
Pierce (2)
that forced scorpion meme

Animal
Shitpost

Pickle Rick6

Shitpost
Western

Giga Pudding8

Shitpost
Brand

Dubs Check em8

Pierce (11)

Shitpost

Big Chungus18

Animal
Shitpost
Western

This Meme is From the Future2

Summon to Hand a random Exploitable or Shitpost Non-Token Non-Boss in 2 Turns
Coin (1): Setup (2 rounds) (Summon To Hand (1): Exploitable/NOT _susie Attacker or Effect or Mini-Boss) or Setup (2 rounds) (Summon To Hand (1): Shitpost/NOT _susie Attacker or Effect or Mini-Boss)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Shitpost
Exploitable

Nice Meme6

Per NOT Summon/NOT Null Enemy: Setup (TP+2)
Summon Irony
Per NOT Summon/NOT Null Enemy: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Shitpost

Eat Hot Chip and Lie2

ATK: 1 Becomes a Miniboss on Turn 0

Copypasta
Exploitable

Eat Hot Chip and Lie2

Copypasta
Exploitable

They did Surgery on a Grape4

ATK: 2
Summon Berry Token

Copypasta
Fruit
Shitpost

Then who was Phone?5

ATK: 2
Pierce (2)

Copypasta
Creepypasta

Yoshikagi Kira8

Anime
Copypasta

Cracking Open A Cold One9

Per ATK: DEF+1
If ATK (1*): DEF+1

Copypasta
Shitpost

5ever10

Slang
Copypasta

Understand Rick and Morty4

Per 2 Remaining TP: Setup (TP+1)
Per 2 currenttptoken: Setup (TP+1)
If currenttptoken: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Copypasta
Shitpost

X is Kill6

Exile a card the opponent played ATK+3 and return it after 3 rounds
Exile From Opponent's Field (1): NOT Website Non-Token On Success: ATK+3 and Setup (3 rounds) (Return From Opponent's Exile To Deck (1): Target Card)

Copypasta
Snowclone

Mesothelioma Ad8

ATK: 2
DEF: 1
Setup (TP+1) per final HP below 6
Summon 6 hp counter token
If HP (1*): Numb Card hp counter token (1)

Copypasta
Brand

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even8

Numb (1)
Setup (Numb (1))
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon numbtoken)

Copypasta

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m9

Coin (4): ATK+2 If 4 coins are Heads: On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (Only Once)
Coin (4): ATK+2 and Summon d00m

Copypasta
Shitpost
Bird

Beans2

ATK: 1
Summon Legume Token

Fruit

Avocado Toast5

DEF: 3
Summon Berry Token

Fruit

Watermelon Headshot6

ATK: 3
Summon Berry Token

Fruit

Dancing Banana8

ATK: 4
Summon Banana Token

Fruit

Naked Banana9

ATK: 4
Pierce (3)
Summon Banana Token

Fruit

Banana for Scale9

DEF: 5
Summon Banana Token

Fruit

Things Filled With Beans4

ATK: 1
Unity (1, Card Beans)
Summon Legume Token

Fruit

I;m Thinkin Bout Those Beans6

ATK: 2
Play (1): Card Beans
Summon Legume Token
Play From Hand (1): Card Beans On Failure: Play From Deck (1): Card Beans

Fruit

Limecat7

ATK: 1
Summon a random Cat Enemy card
Summon Citrus Token
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Fruit
Cat

Can't Hold All These Limes8

ATK: 2
Summon 2 Lime
Summon Citrus Token

Fruit
Brand

Lime

Fruit
Summon

Combustable Lemons9

DEF: 3
Setup (Coin (1): Summon Flaming Lemon or Take 1 Damage)
Summon Citrus Token
Setup (Coin (1): Summon Flaming Lemon or Only Once: Take 1 Damage)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Game
Fruit

Flaming Lemon

Game
Fruit
Summon

IKEA Monkey3

Animal

Moth Lamp6

Animal
Shitpost

Fuck You I'm A Dragon9

ATK: 4
Prevent Numb Animal (1)

Animal

T-Rex Jet12

Animal
Warfare

Cocaine Grizzly12

ATK: 7
Take 1 Damage

Animal

Harambe4

Unless Lose: Exile (1): Card Harambe

Animal

LOLrus4

ATK: 2
On Numb: Summon Bucket

Animal

Bucket

Summon

Pancake Bunny2

DEF: 1
Unless HP (3): Lifesteal (1)

Animal

Scared Hampster6

ATK: 2
Unless HP (3): ATK+2

Animal
Exploitable
Reaction

I'm an Anteater8

ATK: 3
Numb Own Summon (2): Per Success: ATK+2
Numb Own Summon (2) On Success: ATK+2

Animal

Singing Shark10

ATK: 3
Numb Own Summon (3) Per Success: ATK+2 Per Fail: Numb Own Animal (1) On Success: ATK+3
Numb Own Summon (3) On Success: ATK+2 On Failure: Numb Own Animal/NOT _shark (1) On Success: ATK+3

Animal
Exploitable

Three Wolf Moon9

DEF: 3
Unless HP (3): Summon 3 Wolf

Animal
Brand

Wolf

Summon

Push Button Recieve Bacon2

Coin (3): Summon Bacon

Pattern

Bacon

Summon

Spy Crab3

ATK: 1
Pierce (2)

Game

Tanjerin5

ATK: 2
Pierce (2)
Summon Citrus Token

Animal
Game
Fruit

Kirb7

ATK: 3
Pierce (2)

Game

Kirby with Knife9

ATK: 4
Pierce (3)

Game

Big Yoshi10

DEF: 5
Pierce (2)

Game
Shitpost

Giant Enemy Crab17

ATK: 8
Pierce (5)

Game
Brand
Animal

Leeroy Jenkins0

ATK: 2
Summon Whelp as opponent
Automatically Played From Hand
Not Played: Play From Hand (1): Card Leeroy Jenkins

Game
Warfare

Whelp0

Game
Summon

Konami Code2

If Game (4): Heal 1 (only once)

Game
Pattern

Gnome Child4

ATK: 2
If Dank Memes: ATK+1 (only once)

Game
Montage

Lost Kris and Susie8

ATK: 4
Permanently gains one Tribe of another Card on your field
Summon Noelle
Summon Ralsei
Summon Lancer
Summon Berdly

Game
Exploitable

Build Up Speed for 12 Hours4

Summon Speed
Adds Speed Token to Hand Stacking this card and/or its token numb both
Summon To Hand (1): Card Speed Token
On Play: Exile Self
If _buildupspeedfor12hours (2): True Numb Own _buildupspeedfor12hours (∞)
On Numb: Exile From Hand (1): Card Speed Token
On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours

Game

Speed Token3

Summon Speed
Adds Self to Hand Stacking this card numbs itself Vanishes if Unplayed
Summon To Hand (1): Card Speed Token
If _buildupspeedfor12hours (2): True Numb Own _buildupspeedfor12hours (∞)
On Numb: Exile From Hand (1): Card Speed Token
On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours
Not Played: Exile From Hand (1): Card Speed Token
Not Played: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours
On Discard: Setup (Exile From Deck (1): Card Speed Token On Success: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours)

Null

Speedx1

Unless Build Up Speed for 12 Hours or Speed Token (1): ATK+1
If _buildupspeedfor12hours (1): Setup (Resummon)
Unless _buildupspeedfor12hours (1): ATK+1

Summon

Pondering my Orb2

Late Summon Orb
Adds Pondering Token to Hand Max. 1 Token
Summon Orb
Unless Pondering Token: Only Once: Summon To Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
On Play: Unless Pondering Token: Only Once: Exile Self
On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb

Exploitable

Pondering Token2

Late Summon Orb
Adds Self to Hand Vanishes if Unplayed
Summon Orb
Summon To Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
On Numb: Exile From Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb
Not Played: Exile From Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
Not Played: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb
On Discard: Setup (Exile From Deck (1): Card Pondering Token On Success: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb)

Null

Orbx1

If Orb (3): Setup (TP+8) (only once)
Unless Orb (3): Passive
If Orb (3): Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Summon

Literally Nobody:0

Snowclone
Exploitable

Haters Gonna Hate4

Coin (2): ATK+1 or DEF+1

Snowclone

Took an Arrow in the Knee5

ATK: 1
Pierce (2)
Coin (2): ATK+1

Snowclone
Game

This Is Sparta6

Snowclone
Exploitable

Like Skyrim with Guns6

ATK: 1
Coin (1): ATK+4

Snowclone
Game

Protec but also Attac7

Coin (4): ATK+1
Coin (4): DEF+1

Snowclone

Slaps Roof of Car12

Coin (13): ATK+1
This bad boy can fit so many coins in it

Snowclone
Stock

In a Nutshell12

Coin (4): DEF+2 or ATK+1

Snowclone

We have Food at Home3

Coin (1): Lifesteal (1) or DEF+2

Snowclone

Pretty Cool Guy4

Prevent Numb any (1)
Coin (1): ATK+1 or DEF+2

Snowclone
Copypasta

And My Axe5

Draw 1 Attacker Card
Summon Draw token temp attacker

Snowclone
Exploitable

Identifying Wood5

Draw 1 Effect Card
Summon Draw token temp effect

Snowclone
Stock

X Machine Broke5

Coin (2): Numb Effect (1)
If Understandable Have Nice Day: ATK+1 (only once)

Snowclone

WTF I hate X now6

DEF: 2
Coin (2): Numb (1)

Snowclone

A X for Ants8

Coin (2): ATK+2 or ATK-2 for opponent

Snowclone

Mess with X get the Y8

VS Each ATK: Coin (1): ATK+1
VS ATK (1*): Coin (1): ATK+1

Snowclone
Animal

X isn't real it can't hurt you8

Coin (4): Summon Skull Cow

Snowclone

Skull Cow

Animal
Summon

In Soviet Russia9

Summon You
Card You has ATK equal to your HP

Snowclone

You8

Per HP: ATK+1
In Soviet Russia, Card Plays You!
If HP (1*): ATK+1

Summon

Finally, X10

Coin (4): DEF+2 If 4 coins are Heads: Heal 1 (Only Once)
Finally, Synthetic Heal
Coin (4): DEF+2 and Summon synthetic watermelon
If synthetic watermelon (4): Heal 1 (only once)

Snowclone
Stock

Top Text1

Summon

Middle Text0

Pierce (1)

Summon

Bottom Text2

Summon

Really High Guy1

Summon Top Text

Advice
Weed

Business Cat2

Summon Bottom Text
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Advice
Cat

Awkward Moment Seal5

DEF: 2
Prevent Numb Advice (1)

Advice
Animal

Confession Bear6

ATK: 2
Summon Bottom Text

Advice
Animal

Photogenic Guy7

ATK: 3
Summon 2 Middle Text

Advice

Good Guy Greg7

DEF: 3
Summon Top Text

Advice
Weed

Scumbag Steve8

ATK: 3
Summon Bottom Text

Advice

Most Interesting Man8

ATK: 1
DEF: 1
Summon Bottom Text
Summon Top Text

Advice
Brand

Overly Manly Man10

ATK: 4
Summon Bottom Text

Advice

Overly Attached Girlfriend3

Summon Top Text
On Lose: Setup (Resummon)
Max 3 turns in a row
On Lose: Setup (Turns into Overly Attached Girlfriend)

Advice

Boat Cat6

Summons a Boat Consume All Remaining TP; Boat size proportional to TP Consumed
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
Unless currenttptoken (4): Summon Nice Boat and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
If currenttptoken (4): Unless currenttptoken (8): Summon Boaty McBoatFace and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
If currenttptoken (8): Unless currenttptoken (12): Summon Half-Boat and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
If currenttptoken (12): Unless currenttptoken (16): Summon Shipment of Fail and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
If currenttptoken (16): Unless currenttptoken (20): Summon Costa Concordia and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
If currenttptoken (20): Summon Evergiven and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)

Advice
Cat
Snowclone

Nice Boat

Summon

Boaty McBoatFace

Summon

Half-Boat

Summon

Shipment of Fail

Summon

Costa Concordia

Summon

Foul Bachelor Frog6

Summon Bottom Text
Weekends: ATK-2 for Opponent Weekdays: Numb Effect (1)
If _Weekend (1): ATK-2 for opponent
If _Weekday (1): Numb Effect (1) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Advice
Frog

Bad Joke Eel6

Summon 2 Bottom Text
Setup (TP+2)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Advice
Animal

Success Kid8

ATK: 3
On Win: Setup (Summon 2 Bottom Text)
On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Advice

Paranoid Parrot10

ATK: 4
Summon 2 Middle Text
Prevent Numb any (2)

Advice
Bird

Unpopular Opinion Puffin10

DEF: 5
Summon Top Text
Summon Bottom Text
Summon Angry Mob as opponent

Advice
Bird
Stock

Angry Mob4

Summon

Actual Advice Mallard12

ATK: 5
Setup (Replace with Malicious Advice Mallard)
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Malicious Advice Mallard)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Advice
Bird

Malicious Advice Mallard12

ATK: 5
Summon Bottom Text
Setup (Replace with Angry Advice Mallard)
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Angry Advice Mallard)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Advice
Bird

Angry Advice Mallard12

ATK: 5
Summon 2 Bottom Text
Setup (Replace with Actual Advice Mallard)
Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Actual Advice Mallard)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Advice
Bird

Mr Orange4

ATK: 2
Summon Citrus Token

Surreal
Fruit

Enslaved Moisture5

Surreal

Oh God Oh Fuck6

Surreal

Winged Doom/Omsk Bird8

ATK: 5
Setup (Take 1 Damage) (only once)

Surreal
Bird

Sosig3

DEF: 2
On Discard: Setup (ATK+2 and Summon Irony)
On Discard: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang
Surreal
Western

I have Achieved Comedy4

ATK: 1
On Win: Setup (TP+3)
On Discard: Setup (TP+3)
On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
On Discard: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Surreal
Exploitable

Angery7

ATK: 2
Discard 1 Card If Attacker Discarded: ATK+2 On Discard: Draw 1
Discard 1 Card If Discard: If target card is Attacker: ATK+2
On Discard: Summon Draw token temp

Surreal
Reaction

Kalm8

ATK: 3
On Discard: Exile this card and add card Panik to Deck
On Discard: Summon Kalmtoken

Surreal
Exploitable

Panik8

ATK: 5
On Discard: Exile this card and add card Kalm to Deck
On Discard: Summon Paniktoken

Surreal
Exploitable

Layers of Irony10

ATK: 5
On Discard: Per Irony: ATK+1

Surreal
Exploitable

Among Twerk2

Pattern
Horny
Emote

Among Drip8

Coin (2): Summon Among Twerk
Coin (2): Setup (Summon Among Twerk) Coin (2): Setup (2 Turns) (Summon Among Twerk)
Coin (2): Setup (Summon Among Twerk) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
Coin (2): Setup (2 rounds) (Summon Among Twerk) and Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Shitpost
Pattern

Illuminati6

Pattern
Montage
Shitpost

360 Noscope2

Coin (1): ATK+3

Warfare
Montage
Game

Quickscope3

ATK: 2
Setup (Enfeeble -1 (Card Quickscope))

Warfare
Montage
Game

MLG4

Unity (1, Montage)

Montage
Slang
Brand

Hit Marker9

ATK: 4
On Win: Setup (ATK+1)

Game
Montage

Oh Baby a Triple8

VS Enemy (3): ATK+6

Montage

42020

Coin (1): ATK+4 or ATK+20

Montage
Weed

Blaze It2

If Weed (2): Numb (1) (only once)
If Weed (2): Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Weed

Starecat3

DEF: 2
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Cat
Reaction

Smudge5

ATK: 2
Pierce (2)
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Nyan Cat6

ATK: 3
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Longcat10

ATK: 1
ATK: 1
ATK: 1
ATK: 1
ATK: 1
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Hipster Cat4

Pierce (2)
On Play: Modify TP Cost (-2): Cat Mini-Boss or Boss
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Cat
Advice

Persian Cat Room Guardian5

On Lose: Setup (Modify TP Cost (-1): Non-Token) (only once)
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Lööps Cat5

ATK: 2
Summon a random Fruit Token On Lose: Summon a random Fruit Token
Summon a random Fruit Token Token card
On Lose: Summon a random Fruit Token Token card
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
On Lose: Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Cat
Copypasta

Keyboard Cat6

Unity (1, Cat)
Reduce cost by 1 purr unique Cat played with this card

Bingus5

ATK: 1
Setup (Modify TP Cost (Set to 2): Random Cat In Hand) (Only Once)
If Cat Non-Token (1) in Hand: Setup (Modify TP Cost (Set To 2): Target Card)
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Ceiling Cat8

Gain 1/2 the TP Cost of the opponent's highest TP card played as ATK (Rounded down)
VS 20 or 21 TP (1): ATK+10 (final)
VS 18 or 19 TP (1): ATK+9 (final)
VS 16 or 17 TP (1): ATK+8 (final)
VS 14 or 15 TP (1): ATK+7 (final)
VS 12 or 13 TP (1): ATK+6 (final)
VS 10 or 11 TP (1): ATK+5 (final)
VS 8 or 9 TP (1): ATK+4 (final)
VS 6 or 7 TP (1): ATK+3 (final)
VS 4 or 5 TP (1): ATK+2 (final)
VS 2 or 3 TP (1): ATK+1 (final)
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Walter4

ATK: 2
Summon Irony

Science Dog6

ATK: 3
Reduce Irony by 1
If any (1): Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)

Phteven7

ATK: 3
Pierce (2)
Summon Irony

Smug Dog8

Dog
Copypasta

Pun Dog2

DEF: 1
Expend 1 Irony: Setup (TP+2)
If Irony: Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Success: Setup (TP+2)

Dog
Exploitable

Trapped Doge4

On Win: Setup (Summon Ironic Doge)
Requires 5 Irony
If Irony (5): On Win: Setup (Summon Ironic Doge)

Dog
Exploitable

Dogfort4

Fortify +1 (Dog) (only once)
Reduce Irony by 1
If any (1): Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)

Dog
Warfare

This Is Fine4

DEF: 1
Unless HP (3): Summon This Is Not Fine (only once)

Exploitable
Dog
Reaction

This Is Not Fine

ATK: 2
Reduce Irony by 3
Numb Own Card Irony (3) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)

Dog
Reaction
Summon

¿Quieres?4

Unless Irony (3): Numb (1) If Irony (3): Numb Effect (1)
Unless Irony (3): Numb (1)
If Irony (3): Numb Effect (1)

Dog
Weed

Stoner Dog5

DEF: 2
Summon Top Text

Dog
Weed
Advice

Cheems8

ATK: 2
Summon Irony
Draw 1 Card

Swole Doge10

ATK: 4
If Irony (4): Expend Irony (1): ATK+2
If Irony (4): True Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Success: ATK+2

Horny Jail4

ATK: 1
True Numb Horny Enemy (1)

Dog
Reaction

Wuss Poppin Jimbo4

ATK: 2
Summon Irony

DeepFried
Western

What if You Wanted Go Heaven6

Numb (1)
Expend Irony (2): ATK+2
If Irony (2): ATK+2 and Numb Own Card Irony (2)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

DeepFried
Exploitable
Snowclone

This is So Sad8

ATK: 2
Expend 3 Irony: Numb Enemy (1)
If Irony (3): Numb Enemy (1) and Numb Own Card Irony (3) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)

DeepFried
Snowclone

Hey Beter10

Numb (1)
Numb Effect (1)
Expend 3 Irony: Numb Enemy (1)
If Irony (3): Numb Enemy (1) and Numb Own Card Irony (3) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)
Setup (Summon 2 numbtoken)

DeepFried
Western

B Button Emoji2

Unity (1, DeepFried)
Summon Irony

Emote

Gotta Go Fast-2

-1

Sonic

Pingas4

YTP
Sonic

Eggman's Announcement6

Sonic

Sonic.exe4

ATK: 1
If Creepypasta (4) or Sonic (4): On Win: Only Once: Damage Opponent 1
If Sonic (4): On Win: Only Once: Damage Opponent 1
Unless Sonic (4): If Creepypasta (4): On Win: Only Once: Damage Opponent 1

Sonic
Game
Creepypasta

Coldsteel the Hedgeheg2

ATK: 1 (max. 3 times)
If Sonic (2): Only Once: ATK+1

Sonic

& Knuckles4

Unity (1, Sonic)

Game
Sonic

Ugandan Knuckles7

ATK: 1
Coin (3): Coin (1): Summon Ugandan Knuckles
(after numbs)

Sonic
Shitpost
Summon

NPCjak2

Wojak

Pink Wojak4

ATK: 3
Take 1 Damage (only once)

Wojak
Reaction

Grug7

ATK: 3
Pierce (2)

Wojak

Chad7

Wojak
Slang

Money Printer go Brr0

Setup (TP+4)
Setup (Modify TP Cost (+1): any)

Wojak

Zoomer Wojak2

Unity (1, Wojak)
Consume 2 Remaining TP On Fail: Take 1 Damage (Only Once)
Unless currenttptoken (2): Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final)
If currenttptoken (2): True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (2) On Failure: Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final)

Wojak

Brain Wojak4

Draw 2 Cards Consume 4 Remaining TP On Fail: Take 1 Damage (Only Once)
Unless currenttptoken (4): Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final) and If currenttptoken (4): True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (4) On Failure: Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final)
Summon 2 Draw token temp

Wojak

Doomer Wojak5

Multiply Damage Effects by 0

Wojak

They don't know8

ATK+1 per lost HP
If HP (1*): True Numb Own Card hp token wojaks (1) On Success: Empower +1 (Card They don't know) (only once)
Summon 6 hp token wojaks (only once)

Wojak
Exploitable
Snowclone

Naruto Running4

DEF: 2
On Numb: ATK+3

Anime

:36

ATK: 3
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Cat
Anime
Emote

Catpeople8

ATK: 4
On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Cat
Anime

Worried Hiroshi9

ATK: 5
Vs Non-Passive Boss or Miniboss (1): True Numb Self
VS NOT _passive/NOT Website Mini-Boss or Boss (1): True Numb Own Card Worried Hiroshi (∞)

Exploitable
Anime

Kamehameha12

Anime

Screw the Rules, I Have Money2

Consume Remaining TP (3): Draw 1 (Ignoring Limits, after Natural Draw)
Pay currenttptoken (3): Draw 1 Card

Anime

Just According to Keikaku4

Secretly Rolls Attacker or Effect Setup (2 Turns) (VS Chosen Rank: ATK+3) Only Picks One
Keikaku means plan
Summon plantoken
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Anime

Thunder Cross Split Attack8

VS each Attacker: ATK+2
You fell for it fool!

Anime

Your Next Line Is8

ATK: 2
VS Attacker (1) and Effect (1): Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent)

Anime

It Was Me, Dio!8

Unless VS Attacker (1): ATK+6

Anime

Don't You Lecture me with your $30 Haircut9

ATK: 4
Numb 2 TP Enemy (∞)
If Emote (1): Counts as Shitpost
If Emote (1): Summon shitposttoken
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Anime

Surprised Pikachu8

ATK: 8
Vs Each Non-Token Non-Passive: ATK-2
Numbed if 0 ATK
VS each NOT _passive Non-Token: ATK-2
VS NOT _passive Non-Token (4): True Numb Own Card Surprised Pikachu (1)

Pokemon
Anime
Reaction

Activated my Trap Card8

VS Effect (1): DEF+6

Reaction
Anime

Do You Even Lift?9

VS Attacker (1): ATK+6

Reaction

I Has a Shuvel2

Pierce (4)

Frog
Western
Exploitable

Get Out Frog3

ATK: 1
Prevent Numb any (1)

Frog
Montage

Apu Apustaja5

Mon/Wed/Fri: ATK: 3 Sun/Tues/Thurs/Sat: DEF: 3
If _apu1 (1): DEF+3
If _apu2 (1): ATK+3

Frog
Shitpost

Soup Time5

Tues/Wed/Thurs: Coin (6): DEF+1 Sun/Mon/Fri/Sat: Coin (5): ATK+1
If _soup1 (1): Coin (6): DEF+1
If _soup2 (1): Coin (5): ATK+1

Frog
Shitpost

Angry Pepe6

ATK: 3
If Monday: Take 1 Damage and ATK+2
If Monday: Take 1 Damage and ATK+2

Frog
Reaction

Peepo3

On Weekdays: DEF: 2 On Weekends: Unity (1, Frog)
If _Weekday (1): DEF+2
If _Weekend (1): Unity (1, Frog)

Frog
Emote

Hippity Hoppity5

Mon/Tues/Thurs/Fri: Numb (1) Sun/Wed/Sat: Numb Effect (1)
If _hippity (1): Numb Effect (1)
If _hoppity (1): Numb (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Frog
Slang
Snowclone

Evil Kermit6

ATK: 2
Weekends: Summon 2 Kermit
If _Weekend (1): Summon 2 Kermit

Frog
Exploitable

Kermit2

Frog
Brand
Summon

Froggy Chair8

DEF: 4
Sunday: Lifesteal (1) (only once)
Thursday: On Tie: Heal 1 (only once)
If Sunday: Lifesteal (1) (only once)
If Thursday: On Tie: Heal 1 (only once)

Frog
Shitpost
Game

Axe Bateman4

Reaction
Western

Smug Anime Face5

ATK: 2
Pierce (2)

Anime
Reaction

Facepalm5

Reaction

Cool Story Bro7

DEF: 2
If Lost Previous Round: DEF+3
If lostprevround: DEF+3

Reaction

Ha Ha Ha, No8

ATK: 2
If Lost Previous Round: ATK+3
If lostprevround: ATK+3

Reaction

Staring Hamster10

ATK: 4
Unless HP (3): ATK+2
Summon Irony

Animal
Reaction

XD-2

ATK: -1
On Win: Setup (TP+1)

Emote
Reaction

Brent Rambo Thumbs Up0

If Won Previous Round: On Play: Gain 2 TP

Reaction
Brand

Unsettled Tom3

VS Previous Round ATK (6): Fortify +1 (Not Summon Enemy)
VS attacktoken (6): Fortify +1 (NOT Summon Enemy)
On Play: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat

Reaction
Cat
Western

Polish Jerry4

VS Previous Round DEF (6): Empower +1 (Not Summon Enemy)
VS deftoken (6): Empower +1 (NOT Summon Enemy)

Reaction
Western
Animal

Dafuq4

ATK: 1
If VS Numb on Previous Round: ATK+2
VS numbtoken: ATK+2

Slang
Reaction

Its Time to Stop4

DEF: 1
If VS Numb on Previous Round: Prevent Numb any (1) and Setup (Prevent Numb any (1))
VS numbtoken: Prevent Numb any (1) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token and Prevent Numb any (1))

Reaction

Apply Cold Water to Burn4

DEF: 1
If Lost Previous Round: Multiply Healing by 2
If lostprevround: Multiply Healing by 2

Reaction
Stock

Face of Disapproval3

VS Boss or Miniboss on Previous Round: Numb Enemy (1)
VS bosstoken: Numb Enemy (1)
Unless VS bosstoken: VS minibosstoken: Numb Enemy (1)
VS bosstoken: Setup (Summon numbtoken)
Unless VS bosstoken: VS minibosstoken: Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Reaction
Emote

Guy Holding in Fart5

ATK: 1
If Tie on Previous Round: Pierce (8)
Unless lostprevround or wonprevround: Pierce (8)

Slang
Reaction

Sweating Towel Guy5

DEF: 2
VS Previous Round Unspent TP (10): DEF+2
If tptoken (10): DEF+2

Slang
Reaction

I Too Like To Live Dangerously6

Unless HP (3) and Unless VS HP (3): ATK+3 Multiply Healing by 0 for Both Players
Multiply Healing by 0
Multiply Healing by 0 for opponent

Slang
Reaction

Confused Math Lady7

Per Enemy on Field: Randomly setup +1 TP for Player or -1 TP for opponent
Per Enemy: Summon a random _maffs Token card
VS each Enemy: Summon a random _maffs Token card

Reaction

Guitar Miguel8

ATK: 3
If Lost Previous Round: Costs 4 TP

Reaction
Western

Slow Clap8

ATK: 2
If Lost Previous Round: ATK+2
On Lose: Setup (ATK+2)
If lostprevround: ATK+2

Reaction

Costanza Face8

ATK+1 VS Each Previous Round 2 ATK (Only Once)
VS every 2 attacktoken: ATK+1 (only once)

Reaction
Western

Minion3

Brand

Baby Yoda2

Brand

Slap Chop5

ATK: 1
DEF: 1
Pierce (2)

YTP
Brand

Will it Blend?7

Coin (3): ATK+1 and DEF+1
Coin (3): Pierce (1)

Brand

Mt Dew and Doritos4

Brand
Montage

My Body Is Ready12

Brand
Game

Tide Pods6

ATK: 1
On Numb: Damage Opponent 1

Brand

Diabeetus11

DEF: 7
ATK and DEF -1 for Self VS each 3 Unspent TP
VS TP (3*): ATK-1 for self and DEF-1 for self

YTP
Brand

Thanks Obama4

Unity (1, Obama)

Obama
Reaction

Obamium6

ATK: 1
Unity (1, Obama)
Increase Irony by 1
Summon Irony

Obama
Shitpost

Yobama8

ATK: 2
Unity (1, Obama)

Obama

Obama Awards Obama8

Unity (1, Obama)
If Obama (3): Draw 2 Cards
If Obama (3): Summon 2 Draw token temp

Obama
Exploitable

Doggo2

Dog
Slang

Oh, You3

Dog
Slang

Swole14

Slang

Absolute Unit18

Slang

Boop2

Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+1)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang
Dog
Cat

Swag4

Setup (ATK+2)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Meh4

Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+2)
Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Weird Flex4

Per Slang: Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+1) (only once)
Per Slang: Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token) (only once)

Slang

Dafuq6

Setup (ATK+3)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Sbeve6

Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+3)
Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang
Shitpost

BTFO8

Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+4)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Pwned8

Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+4)
Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Shitstorm12

Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+2)
Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+2)
Setup (4 rounds) (ATK+2)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
Setup (4 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

noob2

Setup (ATK-1 for opponent)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

smol4

Setup (2 rounds) (ATK-2 for opponent)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Nerf6

Setup (Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent))
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang
Brand

Yikes6

Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent)

Slang

Cringe12

Enfeeble -2 (Enemy) (opponent)

Slang

Teh6

Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+2)
If a Setup Effect Triggers: DEF+2
If setup trigger token: DEF+2
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

STFU7

Setup (Numb Enemy (1))
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
Setup (2 rounds) (Summon numbtoken)

Slang

LOL-3

-1

Slang

LMAO-2

Setup (ATK-1)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Dude Weed Lmao4

DEF: 1
Setup (TP+3)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang
Weed

Salty5

DEF: 2
Setup (TP-2 as opponent)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Nailed It4

Setup (ATK+1)
On Win: Setup (ATK+2)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

MOAR6

Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+1)
On Win: Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+4)
Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
On Win: Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang

Hype Train8

On Win: Setup (On Win: Setup (ATK+7))
On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token and On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token))

Slang

U Wot M88

On Lose: Setup (ATK+6)
On Lose: Summon setup trigger token

Slang

First1

ATK+4 Only on Turn 1
If token1: ATK+4

Slang

Perhaps4

Setup (Coin (1): ATK+4)
Setup (Summon setup trigger token)

Slang
Animal

Peach (Emoji)3

DEF: 2
Summon Berry Token

Emote
Fruit
Horny

Thicc5

Slang
Horny

Lewd5

DEF: 1
Prevent Numb Horny (2)
Unless Rule 34: Prevent Numb Horny (2)
If Rule 34: Prevent Numb any (2)

Slang
Horny

Lenny Face10

ATK: 4
Prevent Numb Horny (1)
Unless Rule 34: Prevent Numb Horny (1)
If Rule 34: Prevent Numb any (1)

Emote
Horny
Montage

Eggplant4

Unity (1, Horny)
Summon Berry Token

Emote
Fruit
Horny

Horny on Main6

ATK: 2
Setup (Prevent Numb any (1))

Slang
Horny

6915

Coin (1): ATK+6 or ATK+9
If 420: Summon 69420 and Numb Own Card 420 (1) and Numb Own Card 69 (1)

Pattern
Horny

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door4

Creepypasta
Shitpost

Then a Skeleton Popped Out6

ATK: 1
Summon Skeleton

Creepypasta
Shitpost

Skeleton4

Creepypasta
Summon

Ben Drowned8

ATK: 3
Pierce (4)

Game
Creepypasta

The Rake3

ATK: 1
Summon To Opponent's Deck (1): Card Hyperrealistic Blood
Add To Opponent's Deck (1): Card Hyperrealistic Blood

Creepypasta

Tails Doll4

If Non-Sonic Creepypasta (1) and Non-Creepypasta Sonic (1): Steal Enemy (1) (only once)
If Sonic/NOT Creepypasta (1) and NOT Sonic/Creepypasta (1): Steal Enemy (1) and Setup (Summon numbtoken) (only once)

Sonic
Game
Creepypasta

Hyperrealistic Blood2

Play to exile Cost Reduces by 1 each turn (Min 0)
Not Played: Unless bloodhandler: Summon bloodhandler
Exile Self

Summon

2Spooky6

Opponent Discards 1 Card
Setup (2 rounds) (DEF+2)

Slang
Creepypasta

Smile.jpg6

ATK: 1
Setup (TP-3 as opponent)

Dog
Creepypasta

Jeff The Killer7

ATK: 2
Summon To Opponent's Deck (2): Card Hyperrealistic Blood
Add To Opponent's Deck (2): Card Hyperrealistic Blood

Creepypasta

Mr Bones Wild Ride8

ATK-2 for opponent
Setup (Summon Skeleton)

Game
Creepypasta

Spoopy10

Opponent Discards 2 Cards
Setup (3 rounds) (DEF+2)

Slang
Creepypasta

The Grifter9

ATK: 2
Setup (TP-4 as opponent)

Creepypasta

Momo Statue10

ATK: 6
Play From Opponent's Hand (1): any

Bird
Creepypasta

Siren Head12

ATK: 2
ATK-2 for opponent
Numb Effect (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Creepypasta

Rage Guy4

Rage

Poker Face4

Rage
Reaction

Me Gusta4

Coin (1): ATK+1
Coin (2): DEF+1

Rage
Horny

Not Bad Obama1

If Poker Face: DEF+1
If Jetpack Guy: DEF+1
If LOL Guy: DEF+1

Rage
Exploitable
Obama

I Lied1

If Rage Guy: ATK+1
If Table Flip: ATK+1
If Oh God Why: Pierce (2)

Rage

Okay Guy1

If Me Gusta: ATK+1
If Fap Guy: DEF+1
If Seriously? Face: DEF+1

Rage

Cereal Guy6

ATK: 2
If I Lied: ATK+2
If Not Bad Obama: ATK+2
If Okay Guy: ATK+2
VS Boss (1): ATK+2
VS _normboss (1): ATK+2

Rage
Reaction

Le2

Fortify +1 (Rage) (only once)

Like a Sir4

On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Rage

Rage

Y U No Guy6

ATK: 2
If Rage (3): ATK+2

Rage

Bitch, Please Face6

ATK: 2
If Rage (3): Numb (1)

Rage

Oh Crap Face6

ATK: 2
If Rage (3): Numb Effect (1)

Rage

Table Flip7

ATK: 2
On Lose: Setup (ATK+2)
If Rage Guy: ATK+3
If Troll: DEF+2
If Troll (1): DEF+2

Rage
Reaction
Emote

LOL Guy8

ATK+2 and Pierce (3)
If Rage Guy: Setup (Modify TP Cost (-1): Rage)
If Troll: Lifesteal (1)
If Troll (1): Lifesteal (1)
ATK: 2
Pierce (3)

Rage

Seriously? Face6

VS each Effect: DEF+1
If Poker Face: Numb Enemy (1)
If Troll: Numb (1)
If Troll (1): Numb (1)
If Troll (1): Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Rage
Reaction

Jetpack Guy7

DEF: 3
If Poker Face: Setup (Summon Poker Face)
If Troll: Returns to Hand
If Troll (1): Exile Self On Success: Return From Exile To Own Hand (1): Card Jetpack Guy On Failure: Summon To Hand (1): Card Jetpack Guy

Rage

Oh God Why5

Coin (4): DEF+1
If Me Gusta: ATK+4 and DEF-2
If Troll: Setup (TP-2 for Opponent)
If Troll (1): Setup (TP-2 as opponent)

Rage
Reaction

Fap Guy6

Coin (5): ATK+1
If Me Gusta: Setup (TP+3)
If Troll: Draw 2
If Troll (1): Summon 2 Draw token temp

Rage
Horny

Cover Yourself in Oil4

DEF: 1
Late Summon Oil (Only Once)
Summon Oil (only once)

Rage

Oilx1

Unless Troll: Passive If Troll: Empower +1 (Troll)
Wait for it to rain
Unless Troll (1): Passive
If Troll (1): Empower +1 (Troll)

Summon

U Mad?8

ATK: 2
VS Enemy (3): Numb Enemy (1) If Troll: Pierce (∞)
If Troll (1): Pierce (∞)
VS NOT Website Enemy (3): Numb Enemy (1) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Rage
Slang
Reaction

OwO2

Horny
Emote

UwU1

Anime
Emote

Sus0

Pierce (1)

YTP
Pattern
Slang

Lotsa Spaghetti4

Empower +2 (Cards Sus, Gay Luigi, King Harkinian)
Empower +2 (Card Sus)
Empower +2 (Card Gay Luigi)
Empower +2 (Card King Harkinian)

YTP
Game

All Toasters Toast Toast4

Summon Sus
Empower +2 (Cards Lotsa Spaghetti, Carl Weezer Cwosant)
Empower +2 (Card Lotsa Spaghetti)
Empower +2 (Card Carl Weezer Cwosant)

YTP
Game

Gay Luigi4

Fortify +2 (Cards Sus, All Toasters Toast Toast, Old Spice)
Fortify +2 (Card All Toasters Toast Toast)
Fortify +2 (Card Old Spice)
Fortify +2 (Card Sus)

YTP
Game

Michael Rosen4

Empower +2 (Cards Sus, Quickscope, Gay Luigi)
Fortify +2 (Cards Old Spice, Dr Rabbit)
Empower +2 (Card Sus)
Empower +2 (Card Quickscope)
Empower +2 (Card Gay Luigi)
Fortify +2 (Card Old Spice)
Fortify +2 (Card Dr Rabbit)

YTP
Montage

Dr Rabbit4

Summon Sus
Empower +2 (Cards Old Spice, Mama Luigi, Shamwow)
Empower +2 (Card Old Spice)
Empower +2 (Card Mama Luigi)
Empower +2 (Card Shamwow)

YTP
Brand

Old Spice4

Empower +2 (Cards Sus, Weegee, Shamwow, M. Bison)
Empower +1 (Sus)
Empower +2 (Card Shamwow)
Empower +2 (Card Sus)
Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
Empower +2 (Card M. Bison)

YTP
Brand

Shamwow4

Fortify +2 (Sus, All Toasters Toast Toast) Empower +2 (Cards M. Bison, Slap Chop, Carl Weezer Cwosant)
Empower +2 (Card M. Bison)
Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
Empower +2 (Card Slap Chop)
Fortify +2 (Card All Toasters Toast Toast)
Empower +2 (Card Carl Weezer Cwosant)

YTP
Brand

M. Bison4

Summon Sus
Empower +2 (Cards Pingas, Carl Weezer Cwosant, Where's the Caveman?) ATK+2 on Tuesday
Empower +2 (Card Pingas)
If Tuesday: ATK+2
Empower +2 (Card Carl Weezer Cwosant)
Fortify +2 (Card Where's the Caveman?)

YTP
Game

Carl Weezer Cwosant4

Fortify +2 (Cards Sus, Where's the Caveman?, Diabeetus, Mama Luigi, Swooce)
Fortify +2 (Card Where's the Caveman?)
Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
Fortify +2 (Card Mama Luigi)
Fortify +2 (Card Diabeetus)
Fortify +2 (Card Swooce)

YTP
Western

Where's the Caveman?4

Fortify +2 (Sus, I. M. Meen)
Empower +2 (Cards Swooce, Lotsa Spaghetti)
Empower +2 (Card Swooce)
Empower +2 (Card Lotsa Spaghetti)
Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
Fortify +2 (Card I. M. Meen)

YTP
Western

Swooce4

Summon Sus
Empower +2 (Cards Weegee, I. M. Meen, King Harkinian)
Empower +2 (Card I. M. Meen)
Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
Empower +2 (Card King Harkinian)

YTP
Western

I. M. Meen4

Empower +2 (Cards Sus, King Harkinian, Morshu, CDI Link)
Empower +2 (Card King Harkinian)
Empower +2 (Card Morshu)
Empower +2 (Card Sus)
Empower +2 (Card CDI Link)

YTP
Game

King Harkinian4

Fortify +2 (Cards Sus, Michael Rosen)
Empower +2 (Cards CDI Link, Pingas)
Empower +2 (Card CDI Link)
Empower +2 (Card Pingas)
Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
Empower +2 (Card Michael Rosen)

YTP
Game

CDI Ganon4

Empower +2 (Sus)
If YTP (4): On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (only once)
Empower +2 (Card Sus)

YTP
Game

Anti-Meme12

ATK-6 for opponent

Bone Hurting Juice2

ATK: 1
If Anti-Meme: ATK+1 (only once)

Kowalski4

ATK: 1
If VS ATK > VS DEF: DEF+1 If VS ATK < VS DEF: Pierce+2
VS ATK minus DEF (1): DEF+1
VS DEF minus ATK (1): Pierce (2)

Exploitable
Bird
Western

ORLY?8

ATK: 5
Setup (ATK-2)

Bird
Slang

Milkshake Duck10

ATK: 6
Add To Deck (1): Card Offensive Slur

Bird
Slang

Offensive Slur1000

Shame on you.
In Hand (after 1 round): Exile From Hand (1): Card Offensive Slur

Null

Saddam's Hiding Place5

Coin (1): DEF+5

Exploitable
Shitpost

Distracted Boyfriend6

Coin (1): ATK+6

Exploitable
Stock

Hand Pointing Gun8

ATK: 4
If Enemy (2): Counts as Warfare Twice
If Enemy (2): Summon warfaretoken

Exploitable
Warfare

Dank Memes6

Unity (1, NOT Summon/NOT Null Enemy)

Slang
Shitpost

F to pay respects2

On Lose: Setup (Lifesteal (1)) (only once)

Slang
Reaction
Game

Bruh3

Bruh
On Lose: Setup (TP-2 as opponent)

Reaction
Slang

Pathetic8

ATK: 1
Numb Enemy (1)
Setup (Summon numbtoken)

Western

Silence Brand6

Numb Brand (1)
Prevent Numb Opponent Card Billy Mays (1)

Reaction

Shoop da Woop4

Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+2)

Pattern

Its Over 90002

VS ATK or DEF (9001): DEF+∞
VS ATK (9001): DEF+∞
VS DEF (9001): DEF+∞

Anime

People die when they are killed1

Unless VS HP (2): Multiply Healing by 0 for opponent

Anime

I forgor2

:Skull:
Exile a random card
Coin (1): Exile Opponent (1): any or Exile (1): any

Slang
Emote
Shitpost

I rember2

:Smile:
Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): any

Slang
Emote
Shitpost

Rage Quit0

Take 10 Damage (ignoring modifiers)

Slang
Reaction

Cake0

Attack: 10
Would I lie to you?
Summon Attack

Game

Mudkip21

Summon Mudkip as opponent
Warning: Will Lag and/or Crash and/or Softlock Spy Cards

Game
Pokemon