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Meme Mode (v46)

by Lazybear
Beta 0.5.2.1
Welcome to the Internet, have a look around...
Max TP is 20, you start with 4 and gain 2 per turn. This is for more granular costs.
Draw is 2, min hand is 3, and max is 6
Max HP is 6
Websites are cards which both players pick one of at the start of the game. The effects are persistent and affect both players.
Numbs happen before most things- Summons happen before numbs as normal however.
FAQ:
Q: "Where is [X Meme/X genre of meme]?"
A: Likely planned but not yet implemented. See the spreadsheet via tinyurl.com/SpyCardsMemeMode
(or ask for the link) to see the plans and suggest stuff
Q: This is confusing!
A: I do admit there's a lot of complexity. I've attempted to put easier decks and the generic effects nearer to the top, though there is still a lot to consider.
Portrait base art is not my own, portraits are various images from the internet modified onto simple backrounds.
Latest Changes
Rev 9:
Meme Mode 0.5.2.1
The "I made too many real changes so now I have to make this an x.x.y.0 update"
Buffed a couple Creepypasta cards
Buffed Minions
Nerfed a specific Anime card in a way that hopefully softens a certain really cheesy strategy without making the card useless
Did backend changes such that cards which have an enhanced effect based on remaining TP now "consume" that TP for the purposes of other cards which have an effect based on remaining TP. However, for now Reaction cards which use the previous round's TP will continue to base their effect off of the previous round's Total Unspent TP, ignoring consumed TP.
A couple harder to use Wojak cards now use this system to be easier to use while looking harder to use.
Made All the Things cost 20
All the Things is less slow
All the Things should ignore less things
Changed some YTP cards to summon card Sus. They do not empower card Sus
Added portraits for a good amount of Boss cards
Websites have placeholder images for now
Cards which summon cards other than Irony and Fruit Tokens are no longer allowed to be Attackers
Added new cards to Rage
Rage Guy is now a 4 tp 2 atk card
Buffed Minions
Made Slap Chop have 1 Atk 1 Def
0.5.2.1 and .2:
Fixed Close Enough
Added Double Rainbow and Teh
Nerfed 1337
Deleted Delet This
Nerfed Furret
Capped Kilroy
Nerfed a healthbar from Clippy
Disabled a nonfunctional card
Changed Among Drip (I think its a buff)
Cards
- Setup (Summon handler)
- If Irony (3): If Doge in Deck: Exile From Deck (1): Card Doge On Success: Add To Deck (1): Card Ironic Doge and If Doge in Hand: Exile From Hand (1): Card Doge On Success: Add To Hand (1): Card Ironic Doge
- Setup (50 rounds) (Summon Sudden Death)
- Unless Draw engine: Summon 2 Draw token perm and Summon Draw engine and Summon 6 Draw token hand size
- Summon Saturday
- Setup (Summon token1)
- Summon token0
- Exile From Deck (1): Card Catfishing On Success: Add To Deck (1): Card Catfishing
- If Exodia in Deck: Per Enemy in Deck: Add To Deck (1): Target Card and Add To Deck (1): Card Left Arm of Exodia and Add To Deck (1): Card Right Arm of Exodia and Add To Deck (1): Card Left Leg of Exodia and Add To Deck (1): Card Right Leg of Exodia
- If Slenderman in Deck: Summon Page Adder and Exile From Deck (1): Card Slenderman On Success: Add To Deck (1): Card slenderman token 0
- Null
- Passive
- Multiply Healing by 0
- On Tie: Take 1 Damage
- Null
- Passive Caps at 5
- Passive (max. 5 times)
- Null

- Empower +3 (Shitpost)
- On Lose: Setup (Turns into Corn Cob)
- Shitposter
- Shitpost
- DEF: 2
- Summon setup trigger token
- ???

- Prevent Numb Pokemon (1)
- If _Misigno (1): Summon a random _Misigno card
- Game
- Pokemon
- Summon Top Percentage Ratatta
- Game
- Pokemon
- 8
- Game
- Pokemon
- Summon

- ATK: 2
- If any (1): True Numb Own Card Berry Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
- If any (1): True Numb Own Card Banana Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
- If any (1): True Numb Own Card Citrus Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
- If any (1): True Numb Own Card Legume Token (3) On Success: ATK+1
- Summon invisible fruitmobile
- If berry token token: Lifesteal (1)
- If banana token token: Setup (TP+6)
- If citrus token token: Setup (Empower +1 (Fruit))
- If legume token token: On Win: Damage Opponent 1
- Fruit
- Passive
- If Annoying Orange: Summon berry token token
- Fruit Token
- Passive
- If Annoying Orange: Summon banana token token
- Fruit Token
- Passive
- If Annoying Orange: Summon citrus token token
- Fruit Token
- Passive
- If Annoying Orange: Summon legume token token
- Fruit Token
- Per Snowclone: Summon a random Snowclone/NOT _general ignore Enemy card
- Snowclone
- Snowclone
- Western
- Prevent Numb Self (1)
- Empower +2 (Snowclone)
- Prevent Numb Card Surprise Motherfucker (1)
- Snowclone
- Western

- Resummon all other Pattern played this turn next turn
- Unless Among Us: Per Pattern/NOT _SException/NOT _passive Non-Token: Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
- Unless Among Us: If Kilroy: Setup (Summon Kilroy)
- If Among Us: Per NOT _passive/NOT _SException Non-Token: Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
- If Among Us (2): Per NOT _passive/NOT _SException Non-Token: Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Pattern
- Empower +1 (Pattern)
- Setup (ATK+∞ for opponent)
- Setup (On Lose: Exile From Field (8): any)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Loss)
- Exploitable
- Shitpost
- Pattern

- Empower +4 (Montage)
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Airhorn)
- Montage

- Empower +1 (Montage)
- Exile Self
- Montage

- Per Summon: True Numb Own Summon (1) On Success: Play From Hand (1): Advice On Failure: Play From Deck (1): Advice
- Advice
- Animal

- Empower +1 (Summon)
- Summon Bottom Text
- Advice
- Animal

- Discard 10 Cards If Discard: ATK+2
- On Discard: Summon a random Surreal Enemy card
- Surreal

- Per 3 currenttptoken: ATK+2
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- Cat

- ATK: 4
- On Play: Modify TP Cost (-1): Cat
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat

- Empower +2 (Dog)
- Lifesteal (1)
- Summon dogetoken
- Dog

- Empower +2 (Dog)
- On Win: Damage Opponent 1
- Summon dogetoken
- Dog

- Start Game In Hand
- If Sonic (3): ATK+2
- Summon 2 Draw token temp sanic
- Sonic
- Shitpost

- If Sunday: Summon Monday and True Numb Own Card Monday (1)
- If Monday: Summon Tuesday and True Numb Own Card Tuesday (1)
- If Tuesday: Summon Wednesday and True Numb Own Card Wednesday (1)
- If Wednesday: Summon Thursday and True Numb Own Card Thursday (1)
- If Thursday: Summon Friday and True Numb Own Card Friday (1)
- If Friday: Summon Saturday and True Numb Own Card Saturday (1)
- If Saturday: Summon Sunday and True Numb Own Card Sunday (1)
- Frog
- Empower +1 (Bird)
- Steal Enemy (1)
- Brand
- Game
- Bird

- Per Slang: Setup (Summon 1337token)
- Slang
- Lose 1 per round
- ATK: 2 (only once)
- If I Accidentally: Summon 1337token token
- Null
- Lifesteal (1)
- Advance NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
- Advance Opponent's NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
- Slang
- If 1337token: ATK+2
- If 1337token token: Per 1337token: ATK+2
- Per setup trigger token: ATK+2
- Slang
- Warfare
- Per Brand/NOT _passive: Summon a random Target Card card
- YTP
- Empower +1 (Brand)
- Fortify +1 (Brand)
- Unless DEF minus ATK (1): Multiply Healing by 2
- Unless ATK minus DEF (1): Summon Draw token temp
- Brand

- Passive
- Exile Self
- Setup (Summon Twittoken 2)
- On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Twitter?
- ???

- ATK: 4
- On Lose: Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card The Trollge)
- Rage
- Troll

- ATK: 4
- On Win: Damage Opponent 1
- On Win: Exile Self On Success: Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Trollface)
- Rage
- Creepypasta
- Troll

- T0: Exile Self T5: Add 6 Page to Opponent's Deck
- Returns + Upgrades with Pages Played
- Creepypasta
- Game
- Costs 0 TP
- Exile Self
- Summon pagetoken
- Summon

- Empower +1 (Creepypasta)
- 1 Page
- Creepypasta
- Game

- Empower +2 (Creepypasta)
- 3 Pages
- Creepypasta
- Game

- Empower +3 (Creepypasta)
- 5 Pages
- Creepypasta
- Game

- Empower +3 (Creepypasta)
- On Win: Damage Opponent 1
- 6 Pages
- Creepypasta
- Game

- Exile From Field (20): NOT _passive Non-Token On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Weegee)
- Exile From Opponent's Field (20): NOT _passive Non-Token On Success: Setup (Add To Opponent's Deck (1): Card Weegee)
- Game
- YTP
- Creepypasta

- 3
- Game
- YTP
- Creepypasta
- If HP (1*): Except First Time: Summon 2 Dodge
- If HP (1*): Except First Time: Take 1 Damage (ignoring modifiers)
- Set Own Max HP to 1
- Exile Self
- Game
- Unless Lose: Passive
- On Lose: Lose 1 per round
- On Lose: Heal 1 (only once)
- Null
- Exile Self
- Summon Immortality
- Summon 24 Snail Timer
- Summon Immortal Snail
- ???
- Passive
- Unless HP (2): Multiply Damage Effects by 0
- VS With no survivors!: Unless HP (5): Multiply Damage Effects by 0
- Unless HP (1): Heal 1 (ignoring modifiers)
- Unless HP (1): Heal 1 (ignoring modifiers)
- Null
- On Win: Lose 1 per round
- On Tie: Lose 2 per round
- On Lose: Lose 3 per round
- Null
- Passive
- Unless Snail Timer: Take ∞ Damage (ignoring modifiers)
- Unless Snail Timer: True Numb Own Card Immortality (1)
- Null
- Exile Self
- Unless VS _bobux (1): Unless _bobux (1): Summon a random _bobux card
- Setup (Summon Bobux)
- Set Max TP to 0 For Both Players
- Shitpost

- Unless Wednesday: Summon a random _pack/NOT _goog/NOT _wednesdey Token card
- If Wednesday: Summon a random _pack/NOT _goog Token card
- Exploitable
- ATK: 2
- Numb Enemy (2)
- Setup (Summon 2 numbtoken)
- Game
- Exploitable
- ATK: 2
- VS Non-Token (1) in Hand: If Non-Token (1) in Hand: Exile From Hand (1): Non-Token On Success: Add To Opponent's Hand (1): Target Card and Exile From Opponent's Hand (1): Non-Token On Success: Add To Hand (1): Target Card
- Slang
- Shitpost
- Summon Gaslight
- Setup (Summon Gatekeep)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon Girlboss)
- Slang
- Shitpost
- Coin (3): ATK-2 for opponent
- Slang
- Summon
- Coin (6): DEF+1
- Summon setup trigger token
- Slang
- Summon
- Coin (2): ATK+2 or ATK+1
- Summon setup trigger token
- Slang
- Summon

- ATK: 3
- VS each NOT Website Non-Token: Setup (TP+2)
- Emote
- Reaction
- Summon 3 Draw token extra
- If NOT _hand exception (9) in Hand: Setup (TP-2)
- If NOT _hand exception (8) in Hand: Setup (TP-2)
- If NOT _hand exception (7) in Hand: Setup (TP-2)
- Game
- Shitpost
- Turn 0: Replace Entire Deck (Except Website) with Opponent's Deck
- Sonic
- Anime
- Advance NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
- Advance Opponent's NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
- Advance NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
- Advance Opponent's NOT _noadvance Setup Effects By 99 Rounds
- Summon thingstoken
- Snowclone
- Exploitable
- ∞
- Exploitable
- ∞
- Anime
- Western
- ATK: 9
- Pierce (∞)
- Game
- Western
- ATK: 27
- DEF: 27
- Pierce (27)
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+7)
- Brand
- Game
- Warfare
- Everything.
- ATK: ∞
- Setup (TP-5)
- Discard 10 Cards
- Destroy 10 Rounds of NOT Null Setup Effects
- True Numb Own _passive/NOT _CE (∞)
- Snowclone
- Exile half of Own Deck Exile half of Opponent's Deck
- Per 2 any in Deck: Exile From Deck (1): any
- Per 2 any in Hand: Exile From Hand (1): any
- VS every 2 any in Deck: Exile From Opponent's Deck (1): any
- VS every 2 any in Hand: Exile From Opponent's Hand (1): any
- Exile Self
- Exploitable
- On Play: Exile Self
- Summon Baneposting Active
- Summon To Hand (1): Card No one cared who I was
- Copypasta
- Banepost
- If Banepost (1): Setup (Summon Baneposting Active)
- Unless Banepost (1): Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Baneposting
- Unless Banepost (1): Exile From Hand (1): Banepost
- Null
- Exile Self
- Passive
- On Win: Unless omaewa token: Summon 4 omaewa token
- Anime
- Exile Self
- On Win: Summon Wombotoken
- Setup (On Win: Summon Wombotoken)
- Setup (2 rounds) (On Win: Summon Wombotoken)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Numb Card Wombotoken (∞))
- Game
- Montage
- If Left Arm of Exodia and Right Arm of Exodia and Left Leg of Exodia and Right Leg of Exodia: ATK+∞ and Damage Opponent ∞ (ignoring modifiers)
- 2
- 2
- 2
- 2
- VS NOT Website Boss (1): Summon Ligmatoken
- Ligma
- Slang
- Passive
- VS Ligma Endgame: Coin (1): ATK+2 or ATK-1
- VS Ligma Endgame: Coin (1): ATK+3 or ATK-1
- Ligma
- Slang
- VS Founder of Microsoft: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Ligma
- Null
- VS Who's Steve Jobs?: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Ligma
- Null
- VS Ligma Balls: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Ligma
- Null
- VS What's Ligma?: Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Unless VS Ligma (1): Damage Opponent 10 (ignoring modifiers)
- Ligma
- Null

- Passive
- Start of Turn: Unless Irony (1): Summon Irony
- Unless Irony: Summon Irony
- Website

- Passive
- You can do anything at Zombocom
- Summon a random _ZC Boss card
- Website
- ATK: 3
- If Twilight Sparkle: ATK+2
- Western
- Bird
- DEF: 2
- If Mordecai: Heal 1
- Animal
- Western
- ATK: 3
- If Gondola: Ebin :DD :D:D::D
- If Gondola: Summon To Hand (1): Card Ebin
- Animal
- Shitpost
- Lifesteal (1)
- Shitpost
- Slang
- Summon
- ATK: 1
- DEF: 2
- If Spurdo: Fug :D:DD :D:D
- If Spurdo: Summon To Hand (1): Card Fug
- Animal
- Shitpost
- On Win: Damage Opponent 1
- Shitpost
- Slang
- Summon
- ATK: 2
- If Herp: ATK+2
- Rage
- Slang
- DEF: 3
- If Derp: Summon 2 random Rage Enemy cards
- Slang
- ATK: 3
- Pierce (2)
- If Scrub: Empower +1 (NOT Summon Attacker or Effect or Mini-Boss)
- Slang
- ATK: 1
- Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent)
- If Git Gud: Numb (1)
- If Git Gud: Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Montage
- Slang
- ATK: 4
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): _Misigno)
- Pokemon
- Game
- Bird
- 1
- Pokemon
- Game
- Summon
- ATK: 2
- If ATK (7): Heal 1
- If Lord Helix: ATK+2
- Pokemon
- Shitpost
- DEF: 1
- Exile Self
- Coin (1): Setup (2 rounds) (Summon Furret Walk) or Setup (3 rounds) (Summon Furret Walk)
- On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Furret Walk
- If Lord Helix: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Furret Walk
- Pokemon
- Game
- Empower +1 (Pokemon)
- Empower +1 (Advice)
- If Lord Helix: Summon 2 Magikarp
- Advice
- Pokemon
- Summon Draw token temp brock
- Summon Draw token temp obama
- If Lord Helix: Setup (Summon Draw token temp boss)
- Pokemon
- Obama
- Summon a random Pokemon card If Lord Helix: Summon another
- Summon a random Pokemon/NOT _nokemon card
- If Lord Helix: Summon a random Pokemon/NOT _nokemon card (only once)
- Pokemon
- Anime
- 7
- Shitpost
- Bird
- 8
- Brand
- ATK: 6
- Pierce (6)
- Game
- ATK: 2
- If Weed (3): Heal 1 (only once)
- Game
- Shitpost
- Weed
- DEF: 2
- If Lööps Cat and Moth Lamp: Heal 1
- Animal
- Copypasta
- ATK: 1
- Empower +1 (Animal)
- Unless HP (2): Empower +1 (Animal)
- Animal
- If Lost Previous Round: Empower +2 (Copypasta)
- If lostprevround: Empower +2 (Copypasta)
- Warfare
- Copypasta
- Per Animal: Max. 5 Times: Summon To Hand (1): Card Bee
- According to all known laws of aviation...
- Copypasta
- Western
- ATK: 1
- Pierce (1)
- Not able to fly Does not count for Hand Limit
- Bug
- Animal
- Summon
- Per Copypasta: ATK+1
- Per Warfare: Setup (ATK+1)
- Per Warfare: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Warfare
- Copypasta
- Emote
- ATK: 2
- Pierce (∞)
- Warfare
- Reaction
- Coin (8): Summon Zergling
- Coin (1): Summon Zerg Rush
- Game
- Warfare
- 1
- Summon
- Summon Timed Cannon
- Summon Net Trap
- We are Number One!
- ???
- Setup (4 rounds) (ATK+3)
- Setup (4 rounds) (Numb Own Card Robbie Rotten (1) On Success: ATK+5)
- Warfare
- Summon
- Enfeeble -1 (NOT _passive Non-Token) (opponent)
- Warfare
- Summon
- Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+9)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Warfare

- ATK: 1
- Empower +1 (Fruit)
- On Discard: Empower +1 (Surreal)
- Fruit
- Surreal
- Slang
- Empower +1 (Game)
- If Creepypasta (4): Setup (Modify TP Cost (+2): Non-Token as opponent) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Game
- Creepypasta
- Herobrine Token Doesn't count for hand limit
- In Hand: Modify TP Cost (+2): any
- In Hand: Exile From Hand (1): Card Ghost in the Stream
- Exile Self
- Null
- Per Game Attacker: Summon 2 Ork
- If Ork (6): ATK+2
- Game
- ATK: 1
- WAAAAAAAGH
- Summon
- Coin (1): Coin (1): Coin (1): Add 1 To Max HP For Both Players or Subtract 1 From Max HP For Both Players or Coin (1): Add 2 To Max TP For Both Players or Subtract 2 From Max TP For Both Players or Coin (1): Coin (1): Summon Draw token perm and Summon Draw token perm as opponent or True Numb Card Draw token perm (1) and True Numb Own Card Draw token perm (1) or Coin (1): Summon Draw token hand size and Summon Draw token hand size as opponent or True Numb Card Draw token hand size (1) and True Numb Own Card Draw token hand size (1)
- Snowclone
- Copypasta
- Summon Stonk
- Per Stonk: ATK+1
- Ignores Numbed
- On Discard: Summon 2 Stonk
- Surreal
- Slang
- Summon Stonktoken
- Passive
- Null
- DEF: 6
- Coin (1): Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Socially Awesome Penguin) and True Numb Own Card Socially Awkward Penguin (1) and Summon Socially Awesome Penguin
- Advice
- Bird
- ATK: 6
- Coin (1): Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Socially Awkward Penguin) and True Numb Own Card Socially Awesome Penguin (1) and Summon Socially Awkward Penguin
- Advice
- Bird
- Fortify +1 (Cat)
- On Play: Modify TP Cost (+1): Cat
- Slang
- Per Cat: Except First Time: Setup (TP+3)
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Per Cat: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Exploitable
- Cat
- Slang
- ATK: 3
- Pierce (2)
- Not Played: Exile From Hand (1): Card Pusheen On Success: Add To Hand (1): _pshen
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): _pshen)
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- Empower +1 (Advice)
- Empower +1 (Dog)
- If any (1): Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)
- Advice
- Dog
- Numb Enemy (1) On Success: Summon Irony
- If Irony (2): Empower +1 (DeepFried) and Numb Own Card Irony (2)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- DeepFried
- Empower +1 (Wojak)
- Multiply Damage Effects by 0
- Wojak
- Take 1 Damage
- Damage Opponent 1
- Exile Self
- Wojak
- Summon paretoekn
- Pattern
- ATK: 1
- Summon setup trigger token
- Pattern
- Emote
- Summon
- DEF: 1
- Summon setup trigger token
- Pattern
- Emote
- Summon
- Per NOT Pattern/NOT Website Non-Token: Summon Amongtoken
- Game
- Pattern
- Brand
- Summon kilroytoken
- Passive
- Pattern
- Play three Attackers from your Hand
- Play From Hand (3): Attacker
- Anime
- ATK: 1
- Numb _normboss (1) On Success: ATK+2 On Failure: Numb Mini-Boss (1) On Success: ATK+2 On Failure: Numb Card Chuck Testa (1) On Success: ATK+2
- Anime
- Empower +1 (Anime)
- VS NOT _passive Mini-Boss or Boss (1): Empower +1 (Anime)
- Unless VS NOT _passive Mini-Boss or Boss (1): VS NOT _passive Non-Token (4): Empower +1 (Anime)
- Anime
- VS NOT Website Mini-Boss or Boss (1): Setup (TP+6) and Setup (TP+3 as opponent)
- Anime
- Reaction
- If Wednesday: ATK+7
- Frog
- Exploitable
- Shitpost
- ATK: 1
- Skip Next Day
- Summon skiptoken as opponent
- Frog
- Brand
- Unity (1, Frog)
- If _Weekend (1): Per Frog: Summon Draw token temp
- If _Weekday (1): Per Frog: Setup (TP+1)
- Frog
- Emote
- On Lose: Heal 1 and Discard 1 Card
- If Reaction (3): VS every 6 attacktoken: Max. 3 Times: Heal 1
- Reaction
- Passive
- Exile Self
- Setup (TP+2)
- On Lose: Take 1 Damage
- If Among Us and Cool S: Setup (Summon Air Pods)
- If Billy Mays: Setup (Summon Air Pods)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Exploitable
- Brand
- Becomes a Boss Card on Turn 0
- ATK: 3
- Brand
- ATK: 3
- Expecting a Boss? Nope, Chuck Testa
- Brand
- Numb Card UwU (1)
- If lostprevround: On Win: Damage Opponent 1
- Obama
- Exploitable
- Slang
- If lostprevround: Damage Opponent 1 and Exile Self
- Slang
- Reaction
- Multiply Damage Effects by 0
- On Lose: Heal 1 and Setup (Take 1 Damage (ignoring modifiers))
- On Lose: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- If ATK (8): Per 4 Extra ATK: On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (Max. 3 Times)
- If ATK (4*): Except First 2 Times: Max. 3 Times: Damage Opponent 1
- Slang
- Setup (2 rounds) (On Win: Damage Opponent 1)
- Slang
- Montage
- ATK: 1
- Setup (ATK+2)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Resummon a Slang Enemy that was played last turn
- Return From Exile To Own Hand (1): Slang Enemy On Success: Play From Hand (1): Target Card On Success: Exile From Field (1): Target Card
- Slang
- If Slang Enemy (1): Summon a random Target Card card
- Slang
- If Slang Enemy (1): Setup (Summon a random Target Card card)
- If Slang Enemy (1): Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- ATK: 1
- Coin (2): Summon Salty
- ???
- Summon 34tokentoken
- Horny
- Horny
- Slang
- DEF: 1
- Prevent Numb any (2)
- Horny
- Slang
- ATK: 1
- Summon To Opponent's Hand (2): Card Shadow
- Advice
- Creepypasta
- Not Played: ATK+1 for opponent
- On Play: Exile Self
- Creepypasta
- Summon
- If Rage (2): ATK+1
- If Rage (3): ATK+2
- If Rage (4): ATK+3
- If Troll (1): ATK+4
- Rage
- Numb NOT Website Non-Token (3)
- Numb Own NOT Website Non-Token (20)
- Prevent Numb Card Forever Alone (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Rage
- Advice
- Exile Self
- Unless win engine: Unless VS win engine: Summon win engine
- Unless tie: Passive
- If tie: ATK+∞ and On Tie: Damage Opponent 1 (ignoring modifiers) and Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Close Enough)
- On Numb: Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Close Enough)
- Rage
- If Oil (3): True Numb Own Card Oil (3) and Summon Draw token temp boss
- Rage
- Creepypasta
- If YTP (3): Summon 2 Draw token temp sus
- Empower +2 (Card Sus)
- YTP
- Game
- Fortify +1 (YTP)
- Summon Baby Yoshi
- YTP
- Western
- 0
- YTP
- Summon
- Empower +1 (YTP)
- On Win: Damage Opponent 1 and Take 1 Damage
- YTP
- Fortify +2 (NOT Summon/NOT _passive/NOT Website Non-Token)
- ???
- On Play: Exile (1): Card Me And The Boys
- Unless Boystoken: Passive
- If 1 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 2 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 3 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 4 TP NOT _bois/NOT Summon (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 5 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 6 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 7 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 8 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 9 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- If 10 TP NOT Summon Non-Token (4): Summon Boystoken (final)
- On Numb: Setup (Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Me And The Boys)
- Exploitable
- Snowclone
- Steal Attacker (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Warfare
- Brand
- Steal Effect (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Game
- Copypasta
- Steal Mini-Boss (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Western
- Frog
- Per NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token: Numb Own NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token (1) (except the first time)
- VS each NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token: Numb NOT _passive/NOT Website/NOT _tldr Non-Token (1) (except the first time)
- Slang
- Play (2): NOT _general ignore Enemy
- Slang
- Unless HP (2): Heal 2 and Exile Self
- Exile Opponent (1): Card Evergiven On Success: Add To Opponent's Deck (2): Card Half-Boat On Failure: Exile (1): Card Evergiven On Success: Add To Deck (2): Card Half-Boat
- Copypasta
- Snowclone
- Brand
- 6
- Exploitable
- ATK: 7
- Player with lowest ATK wins this round
- Unless win engine: Unless VS win engine: Summon win engine
- If lose: ATK+∞
- If win: ATK+∞ for opponent
- ???
- Exploitable
- ATK: 3
- Unless HP (3): ATK+3
- ???
- DEF: 4
- VS NOT _passive Boss (1): Heal 2
- Shitpost
- DEF: 1
- On Win: Summon rainbowtoken
- ???
- Turns into a random Boss card
- Turns into a random NOT _nochan/NOT Website/NOT Ligma/_normboss/NOT _general ignore Boss card
- Rage
- Lifesteal (1)
- On Discard: DEF+2
- Surreal
- Horny
- Slang
- On Win: Setup (TP+4)
- On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Anime
- Emote
- On Tie: Damage Opponent 1 (only once)
- Slang
- On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (only once)
- Animal
- Advice
- Setup (ATK+1)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Prevent Numb Non-Token (1)
- Game
- Reaction
- Numb (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Game
- Reaction
- Numb Effect (1)
- Summon Irony
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- DeepFried
- DEF: 1
- Numb Effect (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Wojak
- Numb Mini-Boss (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Reaction
- Summon 2 Draw token temp
- Anime
- 1
- Shitpost
- 2
- Frog
- Shitpost
- ATK: 2
- Pierce (2)
- that forced scorpion meme
- Animal
- Shitpost
- 3
- Shitpost
- Western
- 2
- 2
- Shitpost
- Brand
- Pierce (11)
- Shitpost
- 10
- Animal
- Shitpost
- Western
- Coin (1): Setup (2 rounds) (Summon To Hand (1): Exploitable/NOT _susie Attacker or Effect or Mini-Boss) or Setup (2 rounds) (Summon To Hand (1): Shitpost/NOT _susie Attacker or Effect or Mini-Boss)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Shitpost
- Exploitable
- Per NOT Summon/NOT Null Enemy: Setup (TP+2)
- Summon Irony
- Per NOT Summon/NOT Null Enemy: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Shitpost
- Copypasta
- Exploitable
- 1
- Copypasta
- Exploitable
- ATK: 2
- Summon Berry Token
- Copypasta
- Fruit
- Shitpost
- ATK: 2
- Pierce (2)
- Copypasta
- Creepypasta
- 4
- Anime
- Copypasta
- If ATK (1*): DEF+1
- Copypasta
- Shitpost
- 5
- Slang
- Copypasta
- Per 2 currenttptoken: Setup (TP+1)
- If currenttptoken: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Copypasta
- Shitpost
- Exile From Opponent's Field (1): NOT Website Non-Token On Success: ATK+3 and Setup (3 rounds) (Return From Opponent's Exile To Deck (1): Target Card)
- Copypasta
- Snowclone
- ATK: 2
- DEF: 1
- Summon 6 hp counter token
- If HP (1*): Numb Card hp counter token (1)
- Copypasta
- Brand
- Numb (1)
- Setup (Numb (1))
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon numbtoken)
- Copypasta
- Coin (4): ATK+2 and Summon d00m
- Copypasta
- Shitpost
- Bird
- ATK: 1
- Summon Legume Token
- Fruit
- DEF: 3
- Summon Berry Token
- Fruit
- ATK: 3
- Summon Berry Token
- Fruit
- ATK: 4
- Summon Banana Token
- Fruit
- ATK: 4
- Pierce (3)
- Summon Banana Token
- Fruit
- DEF: 5
- Summon Banana Token
- Fruit
- ATK: 1
- Unity (1, Card Beans)
- Summon Legume Token
- Fruit
- ATK: 2
- Play (1): Card Beans
- Summon Legume Token
- Play From Hand (1): Card Beans On Failure: Play From Deck (1): Card Beans
- Fruit
- ATK: 1
- Summon a random Cat Enemy card
- Summon Citrus Token
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Fruit
- Cat
- ATK: 2
- Summon 2 Lime
- Summon Citrus Token
- Fruit
- Brand
- 1
- Fruit
- Summon
- DEF: 3
- Setup (Coin (1): Summon Flaming Lemon or Take 1 Damage)
- Summon Citrus Token
- Setup (Coin (1): Summon Flaming Lemon or Only Once: Take 1 Damage)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Game
- Fruit
- 4
- Game
- Fruit
- Summon
- 2
- Animal
- 3
- Animal
- Shitpost
- ATK: 4
- Prevent Numb Animal (1)
- Animal
- 6
- Animal
- Warfare
- ATK: 7
- Take 1 Damage
- Animal
- Unless Lose: Exile (1): Card Harambe
- Animal
- ATK: 2
- On Numb: Summon Bucket
- Animal
- 1
- Summon
- DEF: 1
- Unless HP (3): Lifesteal (1)
- Animal
- ATK: 2
- Unless HP (3): ATK+2
- Animal
- Exploitable
- Reaction
- ATK: 3
- Numb Own Summon (2) On Success: ATK+2
- Animal
- ATK: 3
- Numb Own Summon (3) On Success: ATK+2 On Failure: Numb Own Animal/NOT _shark (1) On Success: ATK+3
- Animal
- Exploitable
- DEF: 3
- Unless HP (3): Summon 3 Wolf
- Animal
- Brand
- 1
- Summon
- Coin (3): Summon Bacon
- Pattern
- 1
- Summon
- ATK: 1
- Pierce (2)
- Game

- ATK: 2
- Pierce (2)
- Summon Citrus Token
- Animal
- Game
- Fruit
- ATK: 3
- Pierce (2)
- Game
- ATK: 4
- Pierce (3)
- Game
- DEF: 5
- Pierce (2)
- Game
- Shitpost
- ATK: 8
- Pierce (5)
- Game
- Brand
- Animal
- ATK: 2
- Summon Whelp as opponent
- Not Played: Play From Hand (1): Card Leeroy Jenkins
- Game
- Warfare
- 2
- Game
- Summon
- If Game (4): Heal 1 (only once)
- Game
- Pattern
- ATK: 2
- If Dank Memes: ATK+1 (only once)
- Game
- Montage

- ATK: 4
- Summon Noelle
- Summon Ralsei
- Summon Lancer
- Summon Berdly
- Game
- Exploitable
- Summon Speed
- Summon To Hand (1): Card Speed Token
- On Play: Exile Self
- If _buildupspeedfor12hours (2): True Numb Own _buildupspeedfor12hours (∞)
- On Numb: Exile From Hand (1): Card Speed Token
- On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours
- Game
- Summon Speed
- Summon To Hand (1): Card Speed Token
- If _buildupspeedfor12hours (2): True Numb Own _buildupspeedfor12hours (∞)
- On Numb: Exile From Hand (1): Card Speed Token
- On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours
- Not Played: Exile From Hand (1): Card Speed Token
- Not Played: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours
- On Discard: Setup (Exile From Deck (1): Card Speed Token On Success: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Build Up Speed for 12 Hours)
- Null
- If _buildupspeedfor12hours (1): Setup (Resummon)
- Unless _buildupspeedfor12hours (1): ATK+1
- Summon
- Late Summon Orb
- Summon Orb
- Unless Pondering Token: Only Once: Summon To Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
- On Play: Unless Pondering Token: Only Once: Exile Self
- On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb
- Exploitable
- Late Summon Orb
- Summon Orb
- Summon To Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
- On Numb: Exile From Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
- On Numb: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb
- Not Played: Exile From Hand (1): Card Pondering Token
- Not Played: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb
- On Discard: Setup (Exile From Deck (1): Card Pondering Token On Success: Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): Card Pondering my Orb)
- Null
- If Orb (3): Setup (TP+8) (only once)
- Unless Orb (3): Passive
- If Orb (3): Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Summon
- Snowclone
- Exploitable
- Coin (2): ATK+1 or DEF+1
- Snowclone
- ATK: 1
- Pierce (2)
- Coin (2): ATK+1
- Snowclone
- Game
- 3
- Snowclone
- Exploitable
- ATK: 1
- Coin (1): ATK+4
- Snowclone
- Game
- Coin (4): ATK+1
- Coin (4): DEF+1
- Snowclone
- Coin (13): ATK+1
- This bad boy can fit so many coins in it
- Snowclone
- Stock
- Coin (4): DEF+2 or ATK+1
- Snowclone
- Coin (1): Lifesteal (1) or DEF+2
- Snowclone
- Prevent Numb any (1)
- Coin (1): ATK+1 or DEF+2
- Snowclone
- Copypasta
- Summon Draw token temp attacker
- Snowclone
- Exploitable
- Summon Draw token temp effect
- Snowclone
- Stock
- Coin (2): Numb Effect (1)
- If Understandable Have Nice Day: ATK+1 (only once)
- Snowclone
- DEF: 2
- Coin (2): Numb (1)
- Snowclone
- Coin (2): ATK+2 or ATK-2 for opponent
- Snowclone
- VS ATK (1*): Coin (1): ATK+1
- Snowclone
- Animal
- Coin (4): Summon Skull Cow
- Snowclone
- 2
- Animal
- Summon
- Summon You
- Snowclone
- Per HP: ATK+1
- If HP (1*): ATK+1
- Summon
- Coin (4): DEF+2 If 4 coins are Heads: Heal 1 (Only Once)
- Coin (4): DEF+2 and Summon synthetic watermelon
- If synthetic watermelon (4): Heal 1 (only once)
- Snowclone
- Stock
- 1
- Summon
- Pierce (1)
- Summon
- 1
- Summon
- Summon Top Text
- Advice
- Weed
- Summon Bottom Text
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Advice
- Cat
- DEF: 2
- Prevent Numb Advice (1)
- Advice
- Animal
- ATK: 2
- Summon Bottom Text
- Advice
- Animal
- ATK: 3
- Summon 2 Middle Text
- Advice
- DEF: 3
- Summon Top Text
- Advice
- Weed
- ATK: 3
- Summon Bottom Text
- Advice
- ATK: 1
- DEF: 1
- Summon Bottom Text
- Summon Top Text
- Advice
- Brand
- ATK: 4
- Summon Bottom Text
- Advice
- Summon Top Text
- On Lose: Setup (Resummon)
- On Lose: Setup (Turns into Overly Attached Girlfriend)
- Advice

- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Unless currenttptoken (4): Summon Nice Boat and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- If currenttptoken (4): Unless currenttptoken (8): Summon Boaty McBoatFace and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- If currenttptoken (8): Unless currenttptoken (12): Summon Half-Boat and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- If currenttptoken (12): Unless currenttptoken (16): Summon Shipment of Fail and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- If currenttptoken (16): Unless currenttptoken (20): Summon Costa Concordia and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- If currenttptoken (20): Summon Evergiven and True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (∞)
- Advice
- Cat
- Snowclone
- 3
- Summon
- 5
- Summon
- 7
- Summon
- 9
- Summon
- 11
- Summon
- Summon Bottom Text
- Weekends: ATK-2 for Opponent Weekdays: Numb Effect (1)
- If _Weekend (1): ATK-2 for opponent
- If _Weekday (1): Numb Effect (1) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Advice
- Frog
- Summon 2 Bottom Text
- Setup (TP+2)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Advice
- Animal
- ATK: 3
- On Win: Setup (Summon 2 Bottom Text)
- On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Advice
- ATK: 4
- Summon 2 Middle Text
- Prevent Numb any (2)
- Advice
- Bird
- DEF: 5
- Summon Top Text
- Summon Bottom Text
- Summon Angry Mob as opponent
- Advice
- Bird
- Stock
- 2
- Summon
- ATK: 5
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Malicious Advice Mallard)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Advice
- Bird
- ATK: 5
- Summon Bottom Text
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Angry Advice Mallard)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Advice
- Bird
- ATK: 5
- Summon 2 Bottom Text
- Exile Self On Success: Setup (Add To Deck (1): Card Actual Advice Mallard)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Advice
- Bird
- ATK: 2
- Summon Citrus Token
- Surreal
- Fruit
- 3
- Surreal
- 3
- Surreal
- ATK: 5
- Setup (Take 1 Damage) (only once)
- Surreal
- Bird
- DEF: 2
- On Discard: Setup (ATK+2 and Summon Irony)
- On Discard: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Surreal
- Western
- ATK: 1
- On Win: Setup (TP+3)
- On Discard: Setup (TP+3)
- On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- On Discard: Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Surreal
- Exploitable
- ATK: 2
- Discard 1 Card If Discard: If target card is Attacker: ATK+2
- On Discard: Summon Draw token temp
- Surreal
- Reaction
- ATK: 3
- On Discard: Summon Kalmtoken
- Surreal
- Exploitable
- ATK: 5
- On Discard: Summon Paniktoken
- Surreal
- Exploitable
- ATK: 5
- On Discard: Per Irony: ATK+1
- Surreal
- Exploitable
- 1
- Pattern
- Horny
- Emote

- Coin (2): Summon Among Twerk
- Coin (2): Setup (Summon Among Twerk) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Coin (2): Setup (2 rounds) (Summon Among Twerk) and Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Shitpost
- Pattern
- 3
- Pattern
- Montage
- Shitpost
- Coin (1): ATK+3
- Warfare
- Montage
- Game
- ATK: 2
- Setup (Enfeeble -1 (Card Quickscope))
- Warfare
- Montage
- Game
- Unity (1, Montage)
- Montage
- Slang
- Brand
- ATK: 4
- On Win: Setup (ATK+1)
- Game
- Montage
- VS Enemy (3): ATK+6
- Montage
- Coin (1): ATK+4 or ATK+20
- Montage
- Weed
- If Weed (2): Numb (1) (only once)
- If Weed (2): Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Weed
- DEF: 2
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- Reaction
- ATK: 2
- Pierce (2)
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- ATK: 3
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- ATK: 1
- ATK: 1
- ATK: 1
- ATK: 1
- ATK: 1
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- Pierce (2)
- On Play: Modify TP Cost (-2): Cat Mini-Boss or Boss
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- Advice
- On Lose: Setup (Modify TP Cost (-1): Non-Token) (only once)
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Cat
- ATK: 2
- Summon a random Fruit Token Token card
- On Lose: Summon a random Fruit Token Token card
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- On Lose: Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Cat
- Copypasta
- Unity (1, Cat)
- Reduce cost by 1 purr unique Cat played with this card
- Cat
- ATK: 1
- If Cat Non-Token (1) in Hand: Setup (Modify TP Cost (Set To 2): Target Card)
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- VS 20 or 21 TP (1): ATK+10 (final)
- VS 18 or 19 TP (1): ATK+9 (final)
- VS 16 or 17 TP (1): ATK+8 (final)
- VS 14 or 15 TP (1): ATK+7 (final)
- VS 12 or 13 TP (1): ATK+6 (final)
- VS 10 or 11 TP (1): ATK+5 (final)
- VS 8 or 9 TP (1): ATK+4 (final)
- VS 6 or 7 TP (1): ATK+3 (final)
- VS 4 or 5 TP (1): ATK+2 (final)
- VS 2 or 3 TP (1): ATK+1 (final)
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- ATK: 2
- Summon Irony
- Dog
- ATK: 3
- If any (1): Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)
- Dog
- ATK: 3
- Pierce (2)
- Summon Irony
- Dog
- 4
- Dog
- Copypasta
- DEF: 1
- If Irony: Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Success: Setup (TP+2)
- Dog
- Exploitable
- On Win: Setup (Summon Ironic Doge)
- If Irony (5): On Win: Setup (Summon Ironic Doge)
- Dog
- Exploitable
- Fortify +1 (Dog) (only once)
- If any (1): Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)
- Dog
- Warfare
- DEF: 1
- Unless HP (3): Summon This Is Not Fine (only once)
- Exploitable
- Dog
- Reaction
- ATK: 2
- Numb Own Card Irony (3) On Failure: Numb Own Card Irony (1)
- Dog
- Reaction
- Summon
- Unless Irony (3): Numb (1)
- If Irony (3): Numb Effect (1)
- Dog
- Weed
- DEF: 2
- Summon Top Text
- Dog
- Weed
- Advice
- ATK: 2
- Summon Irony
- Draw 1 Card
- Dog
- ATK: 4
- If Irony (4): True Numb Own Card Irony (1) On Success: ATK+2
- Dog
- ATK: 1
- True Numb Horny Enemy (1)
- Dog
- Reaction
- ATK: 2
- Summon Irony
- DeepFried
- Western
- Numb (1)
- If Irony (2): ATK+2 and Numb Own Card Irony (2)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- DeepFried
- Exploitable
- Snowclone
- ATK: 2
- If Irony (3): Numb Enemy (1) and Numb Own Card Irony (3) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- DeepFried
- Snowclone
- Numb (1)
- Numb Effect (1)
- If Irony (3): Numb Enemy (1) and Numb Own Card Irony (3) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Setup (Summon 2 numbtoken)
- DeepFried
- Western
- Unity (1, DeepFried)
- Summon Irony
- Emote
- -1
- Sonic
- 2
- YTP
- Sonic
- 3
- Sonic
- ATK: 1
- If Sonic (4): On Win: Only Once: Damage Opponent 1
- Unless Sonic (4): If Creepypasta (4): On Win: Only Once: Damage Opponent 1
- Sonic
- Game
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 1 (max. 3 times)
- If Sonic (2): Only Once: ATK+1
- Sonic
- Unity (1, Sonic)
- Game
- Sonic
- ATK: 1
- Coin (3): Coin (1): Summon Ugandan Knuckles
- (after numbs)
- Sonic
- Shitpost
- Summon
- 1
- Wojak
- ATK: 3
- Take 1 Damage (only once)
- Wojak
- Reaction
- ATK: 3
- Pierce (2)
- Wojak
- 4
- Wojak
- Slang
- Setup (TP+4)
- Setup (Modify TP Cost (+1): any)
- Wojak
- Unity (1, Wojak)
- Unless currenttptoken (2): Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final)
- If currenttptoken (2): True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (2) On Failure: Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final)
- Wojak
- Draw 2 Cards Consume 4 Remaining TP On Fail: Take 1 Damage (Only Once)
- Unless currenttptoken (4): Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final) and If currenttptoken (4): True Numb Own Card currenttptoken (4) On Failure: Only Once: Take 1 Damage (final)
- Summon 2 Draw token temp
- Wojak
- Multiply Damage Effects by 0
- Wojak
- If HP (1*): True Numb Own Card hp token wojaks (1) On Success: Empower +1 (Card They don't know) (only once)
- Summon 6 hp token wojaks (only once)
- Wojak
- Exploitable
- Snowclone
- DEF: 2
- On Numb: ATK+3
- Anime
- ATK: 3
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- Anime
- Emote
- ATK: 4
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Cat
- Anime
- ATK: 5
- VS NOT _passive/NOT Website Mini-Boss or Boss (1): True Numb Own Card Worried Hiroshi (∞)
- Exploitable
- Anime
- 6
- Anime
- Pay currenttptoken (3): Draw 1 Card
- Anime
- Secretly Rolls Attacker or Effect Setup (2 Turns) (VS Chosen Rank: ATK+3) Only Picks One
- Summon plantoken
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Anime
- VS each Attacker: ATK+2
- You fell for it fool!
- Anime
- ATK: 2
- VS Attacker (1) and Effect (1): Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent)
- Anime
- Unless VS Attacker (1): ATK+6
- Anime
- ATK: 4
- Numb 2 TP Enemy (∞)
- If Emote (1): Summon shitposttoken
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Anime
- ATK: 8
- Vs Each Non-Token Non-Passive: ATK-2
- VS each NOT _passive Non-Token: ATK-2
- VS NOT _passive Non-Token (4): True Numb Own Card Surprised Pikachu (1)
- Pokemon
- Anime
- Reaction
- VS Effect (1): DEF+6
- Reaction
- Anime
- VS Attacker (1): ATK+6
- Reaction
- Pierce (4)
- Frog
- Western
- Exploitable
- ATK: 1
- Prevent Numb any (1)
- Frog
- Montage
- If _apu1 (1): DEF+3
- If _apu2 (1): ATK+3
- Frog
- Shitpost
- If _soup1 (1): Coin (6): DEF+1
- If _soup2 (1): Coin (5): ATK+1
- Frog
- Shitpost
- ATK: 3
- If Monday: Take 1 Damage and ATK+2
- Frog
- Reaction
- If _Weekday (1): DEF+2
- If _Weekend (1): Unity (1, Frog)
- Frog
- Emote
- If _hippity (1): Numb Effect (1)
- If _hoppity (1): Numb (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Frog
- Slang
- Snowclone
- ATK: 2
- If _Weekend (1): Summon 2 Kermit
- Frog
- Exploitable
- 1
- Frog
- Brand
- Summon
- DEF: 4
- Sunday: Lifesteal (1) (only once)
- If Sunday: Lifesteal (1) (only once)
- If Thursday: On Tie: Heal 1 (only once)
- Frog
- Shitpost
- Game
- 2
- Reaction
- Western
- ATK: 2
- Pierce (2)
- Anime
- Reaction
- 3
- Reaction
- DEF: 2
- If lostprevround: DEF+3
- Reaction
- ATK: 2
- If lostprevround: ATK+3
- Reaction
- ATK: 4
- Unless HP (3): ATK+2
- Summon Irony
- Animal
- Reaction
- ATK: -1
- On Win: Setup (TP+1)
- Emote
- Reaction
- If Won Previous Round: On Play: Gain 2 TP
- Reaction
- Brand
- VS attacktoken (6): Fortify +1 (NOT Summon Enemy)
- On Play: Modify TP Cost (-1): Card Keyboard Cat
- Reaction
- Cat
- Western
- VS deftoken (6): Empower +1 (NOT Summon Enemy)
- Reaction
- Western
- Animal
- ATK: 1
- VS numbtoken: ATK+2
- Slang
- Reaction
- DEF: 1
- VS numbtoken: Prevent Numb any (1) and Setup (Summon setup trigger token and Prevent Numb any (1))
- Reaction
- DEF: 1
- If lostprevround: Multiply Healing by 2
- Reaction
- Stock
- VS bosstoken: Numb Enemy (1)
- Unless VS bosstoken: VS minibosstoken: Numb Enemy (1)
- VS bosstoken: Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Unless VS bosstoken: VS minibosstoken: Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Reaction
- Emote
- ATK: 1
- Unless lostprevround or wonprevround: Pierce (8)
- Slang
- Reaction
- DEF: 2
- If tptoken (10): DEF+2
- Slang
- Reaction
- Multiply Healing by 0
- Multiply Healing by 0 for opponent
- Slang
- Reaction
- Per Enemy: Summon a random _maffs Token card
- VS each Enemy: Summon a random _maffs Token card
- Reaction
- ATK: 3
- Reaction
- Western
- ATK: 2
- If Lost Previous Round: ATK+2
- On Lose: Setup (ATK+2)
- If lostprevround: ATK+2
- Reaction
- VS every 2 attacktoken: ATK+1 (only once)
- Reaction
- Western
- 1
- Brand
- 1
- Brand
- ATK: 1
- DEF: 1
- Pierce (2)
- YTP
- Brand
- Coin (3): ATK+1 and DEF+1
- Coin (3): Pierce (1)
- Brand
- 1
- 1
- Brand
- Montage
- 3
- 3
- Brand
- Game
- ATK: 1
- On Numb: Damage Opponent 1
- Brand
- DEF: 7
- VS TP (3*): ATK-1 for self and DEF-1 for self
- YTP
- Brand
- Unity (1, Obama)
- Obama
- Reaction
- ATK: 1
- Unity (1, Obama)
- Summon Irony
- Obama
- Shitpost
- ATK: 2
- Unity (1, Obama)
- Obama
- Unity (1, Obama)
- If Obama (3): Summon 2 Draw token temp
- Obama
- Exploitable
- 1
- Dog
- Slang
- 2
- Dog
- Slang
- 7
- Slang
- 10
- Slang
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+1)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Dog
- Cat
- Setup (ATK+2)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+2)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Per Slang: Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+1) (only once)
- Per Slang: Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token) (only once)
- Slang
- Setup (ATK+3)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+3)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Shitpost
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+4)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+4)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+2)
- Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+2)
- Setup (4 rounds) (ATK+2)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Setup (4 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (ATK-1 for opponent)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK-2 for opponent)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent))
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Brand
- Enfeeble -1 (Enemy) (opponent)
- Slang
- Enfeeble -2 (Enemy) (opponent)
- Slang
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+2)
- If a Setup Effect Triggers: DEF+2
- If setup trigger token: DEF+2
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (Numb Enemy (1))
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Setup (2 rounds) (Summon numbtoken)
- Slang
- -1
- Slang
- Setup (ATK-1)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- DEF: 1
- Setup (TP+3)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Weed
- DEF: 2
- Setup (TP-2 as opponent)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (ATK+1)
- On Win: Setup (ATK+2)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+1)
- On Win: Setup (3 rounds) (ATK+4)
- Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- On Win: Setup (3 rounds) (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- On Win: Setup (On Win: Setup (ATK+7))
- On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token and On Win: Setup (Summon setup trigger token))
- Slang
- On Lose: Setup (ATK+6)
- On Lose: Summon setup trigger token
- Slang
- If token1: ATK+4
- Slang
- Setup (Coin (1): ATK+4)
- Setup (Summon setup trigger token)
- Slang
- Animal
- DEF: 2
- Summon Berry Token
- Emote
- Fruit
- Horny
- 3
- Slang
- Horny
- DEF: 1
- Unless Rule 34: Prevent Numb Horny (2)
- If Rule 34: Prevent Numb any (2)
- Slang
- Horny
- ATK: 4
- Unless Rule 34: Prevent Numb Horny (1)
- If Rule 34: Prevent Numb any (1)
- Emote
- Horny
- Montage
- Unity (1, Horny)
- Summon Berry Token
- Emote
- Fruit
- Horny
- ATK: 2
- Setup (Prevent Numb any (1))
- Slang
- Horny
- Coin (1): ATK+6 or ATK+9
- If 420: Summon 69420 and Numb Own Card 420 (1) and Numb Own Card 69 (1)
- Pattern
- Horny
- 2
- Creepypasta
- Shitpost
- ATK: 1
- Summon Skeleton
- Creepypasta
- Shitpost
- 2
- Creepypasta
- Summon
- ATK: 3
- Pierce (4)
- Game
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 1
- Add To Opponent's Deck (1): Card Hyperrealistic Blood
- Creepypasta
- If Sonic/NOT Creepypasta (1) and NOT Sonic/Creepypasta (1): Steal Enemy (1) and Setup (Summon numbtoken) (only once)
- Sonic
- Game
- Creepypasta
- Not Played: Unless bloodhandler: Summon bloodhandler
- Exile Self
- Summon
- Opponent Discards 1 Card
- Setup (2 rounds) (DEF+2)
- Slang
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 1
- Setup (TP-3 as opponent)
- Dog
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 2
- Add To Opponent's Deck (2): Card Hyperrealistic Blood
- Creepypasta
- ATK-2 for opponent
- Setup (Summon Skeleton)
- Game
- Creepypasta
- Opponent Discards 2 Cards
- Setup (3 rounds) (DEF+2)
- Slang
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 2
- Setup (TP-4 as opponent)
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 6
- Play From Opponent's Hand (1): any
- Bird
- Creepypasta
- ATK: 2
- ATK-2 for opponent
- Numb Effect (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Creepypasta
- 2
- Rage
- 2
- Rage
- Reaction
- Coin (1): ATK+1
- Coin (2): DEF+1
- Rage
- Horny
- If Poker Face: DEF+1
- If Jetpack Guy: DEF+1
- If LOL Guy: DEF+1
- Rage
- Exploitable
- Obama
- If Rage Guy: ATK+1
- If Table Flip: ATK+1
- If Oh God Why: Pierce (2)
- Rage
- If Me Gusta: ATK+1
- If Fap Guy: DEF+1
- If Seriously? Face: DEF+1
- Rage
- ATK: 2
- If I Lied: ATK+2
- If Not Bad Obama: ATK+2
- If Okay Guy: ATK+2
- VS _normboss (1): ATK+2
- Rage
- Reaction
- Fortify +1 (Rage) (only once)
- ???
- On Play: Only Once: Modify TP Cost (-1): Rage
- Rage
- ATK: 2
- If Rage (3): ATK+2
- Rage
- ATK: 2
- If Rage (3): Numb (1)
- Rage
- ATK: 2
- If Rage (3): Numb Effect (1)
- Rage
- ATK: 2
- On Lose: Setup (ATK+2)
- If Rage Guy: ATK+3
- If Troll (1): DEF+2
- Rage
- Reaction
- Emote
- ATK+2 and Pierce (3)
- If Rage Guy: Setup (Modify TP Cost (-1): Rage)
- If Troll (1): Lifesteal (1)
- ATK: 2
- Pierce (3)
- Rage
- VS each Effect: DEF+1
- If Poker Face: Numb Enemy (1)
- If Troll (1): Numb (1)
- If Troll (1): Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Rage
- Reaction
- DEF: 3
- If Poker Face: Setup (Summon Poker Face)
- If Troll (1): Exile Self On Success: Return From Exile To Own Hand (1): Card Jetpack Guy On Failure: Summon To Hand (1): Card Jetpack Guy
- Rage
- Coin (4): DEF+1
- If Me Gusta: ATK+4 and DEF-2
- If Troll (1): Setup (TP-2 as opponent)
- Rage
- Reaction
- Coin (5): ATK+1
- If Me Gusta: Setup (TP+3)
- If Troll (1): Summon 2 Draw token temp
- Rage
- Horny
- DEF: 1
- Summon Oil (only once)
- Rage
- Unless Troll: Passive If Troll: Empower +1 (Troll)
- Unless Troll (1): Passive
- If Troll (1): Empower +1 (Troll)
- Summon
- ATK: 2
- If Troll (1): Pierce (∞)
- VS NOT Website Enemy (3): Numb Enemy (1) and Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Rage
- Slang
- Reaction
- 1
- Horny
- Emote
- 1
- Anime
- Emote
- Pierce (1)
- YTP
- Pattern
- Slang
- Empower +2 (Cards Sus, Gay Luigi, King Harkinian)
- Empower +2 (Card Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card Gay Luigi)
- Empower +2 (Card King Harkinian)
- YTP
- Game
- Summon Sus
- Empower +2 (Card Lotsa Spaghetti)
- Empower +2 (Card Carl Weezer Cwosant)
- YTP
- Game
- Fortify +2 (Card All Toasters Toast Toast)
- Fortify +2 (Card Old Spice)
- Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
- YTP
- Game
- Empower +2 (Cards Sus, Quickscope, Gay Luigi)
- Fortify +2 (Cards Old Spice, Dr Rabbit)
- Empower +2 (Card Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card Quickscope)
- Empower +2 (Card Gay Luigi)
- Fortify +2 (Card Old Spice)
- Fortify +2 (Card Dr Rabbit)
- YTP
- Montage
- Summon Sus
- Empower +2 (Cards Old Spice, Mama Luigi, Shamwow)
- Empower +2 (Card Old Spice)
- Empower +2 (Card Mama Luigi)
- Empower +2 (Card Shamwow)
- YTP
- Brand
- Empower +1 (Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card Shamwow)
- Empower +2 (Card Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
- Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
- Empower +2 (Card M. Bison)
- YTP
- Brand
- Empower +2 (Card M. Bison)
- Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card Slap Chop)
- Fortify +2 (Card All Toasters Toast Toast)
- Empower +2 (Card Carl Weezer Cwosant)
- YTP
- Brand
- Summon Sus
- Empower +2 (Cards Pingas, Carl Weezer Cwosant, Where's the Caveman?) ATK+2 on Tuesday
- Empower +2 (Card Pingas)
- If Tuesday: ATK+2
- Empower +2 (Card Carl Weezer Cwosant)
- Fortify +2 (Card Where's the Caveman?)
- YTP
- Game
- Fortify +2 (Cards Sus, Where's the Caveman?, Diabeetus, Mama Luigi, Swooce)
- Fortify +2 (Card Where's the Caveman?)
- Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
- Fortify +2 (Card Mama Luigi)
- Fortify +2 (Card Diabeetus)
- Fortify +2 (Card Swooce)
- YTP
- Western
- Fortify +2 (Sus, I. M. Meen)
- Empower +2 (Card Swooce)
- Empower +2 (Card Lotsa Spaghetti)
- Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
- Fortify +2 (Card I. M. Meen)
- YTP
- Western
- Summon Sus
- Empower +2 (Card I. M. Meen)
- Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
- Empower +2 (Card Weegee)
- Empower +2 (Card King Harkinian)
- YTP
- Western
- Empower +2 (Card King Harkinian)
- Empower +2 (Card Morshu)
- Empower +2 (Card Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card CDI Link)
- YTP
- Game
- Fortify +2 (Cards Sus, Michael Rosen)
- Empower +2 (Card CDI Link)
- Empower +2 (Card Pingas)
- Fortify +2 (Card Sus)
- Empower +2 (Card Michael Rosen)
- YTP
- Game
- Empower +2 (Sus)
- If YTP (4): On Win: Damage Opponent 1 (only once)
- Empower +2 (Card Sus)
- YTP
- Game
- ATK-6 for opponent
- ???
- ATK: 1
- If Anti-Meme: ATK+1 (only once)
- ???
- ATK: 1
- VS ATK minus DEF (1): DEF+1
- VS DEF minus ATK (1): Pierce (2)
- Exploitable
- Bird
- Western
- ATK: 5
- Setup (ATK-2)
- Bird
- Slang
- ATK: 6
- Add To Deck (1): Card Offensive Slur
- Bird
- Slang
- Shame on you.
- In Hand (after 1 round): Exile From Hand (1): Card Offensive Slur
- Null
- Coin (1): DEF+5
- Exploitable
- Shitpost
- Coin (1): ATK+6
- Exploitable
- Stock
- ATK: 4
- If Enemy (2): Summon warfaretoken
- Exploitable
- Warfare
- Unity (1, NOT Summon/NOT Null Enemy)
- Slang
- Shitpost
- On Lose: Setup (Lifesteal (1)) (only once)
- Slang
- Reaction
- Game
- Bruh
- On Lose: Setup (TP-2 as opponent)
- Reaction
- Slang
- ATK: 1
- Numb Enemy (1)
- Setup (Summon numbtoken)
- Western
- Numb Brand (1)
- Prevent Numb Opponent Card Billy Mays (1)
- Reaction
- Setup (2 rounds) (ATK+2)
- Pattern
- VS ATK (9001): DEF+∞
- VS DEF (9001): DEF+∞
- Anime
- Unless VS HP (2): Multiply Healing by 0 for opponent
- Anime
- :Skull:
- Coin (1): Exile Opponent (1): any or Exile (1): any
- Slang
- Emote
- Shitpost
- :Smile:
- Return From Exile To Own Deck (1): any
- Slang
- Emote
- Shitpost
- Take 10 Damage (ignoring modifiers)
- Slang
- Reaction
- Attack: 10
- Summon Attack
- Game
- Summon Mudkip as opponent
- Warning: Will Lag and/or Crash and/or Softlock Spy Cards
- Game
- Pokemon